I would let her smother my face with that dump truck and then fuck her until neither of us remembers the 90's
Nelly Furtado... My Gawd!
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The big ass or the kid?
I thought you were going with the limerick.
"there was a young girl from the Azores
Who's crotch was all covered in sores
Even the dogs in the street
Would not eat the green meat
Which hung in festoons from her drawers"
I'm sorry. It was my brother who taught me that. I hate him for it.
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Don't start saying bad things about my Britney!
There once was a young pop star named Nelly
With a cute butt and a six-pack belly
But after pushing out three kids
Her physique hit the skids
Now her rear end doth shake like it’s jelly
Yet give me an once of chances and i would shake my willy up that jelly
Tie a 2X4 to your back before lowering yourself in.Yet give me an once of chances and i would shake my willy up that jelly
She is still attractive, and can lose the weight if she chose vs if she was fugly. So absolutely would hookup with her.
Limerick hijack:
The sickly young virginal bride,
Bit a green apple, and died.
As the apple fermented,
Inside the lamented,
It turned to cider inside her inside.
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There was a wine steward named Fred,
Who's dick had a corkscrew shaped head.
He found, having hunted,
A girl, corkscrew-cunted,
But a lass with a Fred-reversed thread.
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There once was a man from Madras*,
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
When jangled together,
They played Stormy Weather,
And lightning shot out of his ass.
* Chennai
The sickly young virginal bride,
Bit a green apple, and died.
As the apple fermented,
Inside the lamented,
It turned to cider inside her inside.
*************************
There was a wine steward named Fred,
Who's dick had a corkscrew shaped head.
He found, having hunted,
A girl, corkscrew-cunted,
But a lass with a Fred-reversed thread.
*********************************
There once was a man from Madras*,
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
When jangled together,
They played Stormy Weather,
And lightning shot out of his ass.
* Chennai
I stand corrupted, though Chennai was Calcutta.
Did Nelly Furtado purposely alienate Toronto sports fan when she butchered the National Anthem? Nelly is ancient history say hello to Abigail Marquez.
Did Nelly Furtado purposely alienate Toronto sports fan when she butchered the National Anthem? Nelly is ancient history say hello to Abigail Marquez.
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I was going to make a joke reply but then figured why bother. You would be too ignorant to understand it.
Our anthem is beautiful, link below to a version with English subtitles. This is the official one, but I tend to prefer hearing it live because this fado type wailing with the heavy instrumental drives me nuts
This is better, the fado style of singing really needs just the two guitars in the background or its too much. Starts around 50s.
We age like fine wine, she was beautiful then and she is beautiful now, just more full bodied like a good vintage.
PS. I might be sweet talked into sing the anthem post coitus if you bring me pasteis de nata and vinho do Porto.
PPS. If you have been to Lisbon but never went to a restaurant that had live fado, no you didn't.
PPPS. Sid is indeed a tool.
I don't think Sid was wrong, Nelly hates Toronto.
Btw that's Toto's Steve Lukather behind Steve Nash.
Btw that's Toto's Steve Lukather behind Steve Nash.
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