need new running coach

[red]

my current one is giving me the run around

 

[great bear]

my current one is giving me the run around

Try staying on track with your puns.

 

[red]

Try staying on track with your puns.

i hope my fans lap this thread up

 

[great bear]

i hope my fans lap this thread up

I will attempt to relay your message to them.

 

[great bear]

I 'tink dis tread is gonna be punny, mon

jamaica back in time to contribute?

 

[great bear]

Usain I'd Bolt from a running 'tread, mon?

It does not metre too me?

 

[K Douglas]

my current one is giving me the run around

Sounds like a few of the girls I have dated

 

[rockl]

Ahhhh... A marathon pun thread.

Hopefully it will not last furlong

 

[great bear]

Stop horsing around. Next thing gb or red will diverge off with complaints of the rat race...<hint hint>

Your post is not very mice.

 

[red]

Hopefully it will not last furlong

best pun by half a league

 

[red]

See! Spare the rod, spoil the pun

i can't fathom what you mean

 

[Brill]

my current one is giving me the run around

What race are you trying for?

 

[red]

Red is a racist

my girlfriend said she wanted to try the pole position

 

[great bear]

my girlfriend said she wanted to try the pole position

Are you russian her into it?

 

[red]

Are you russian her into it?

no but i will finnish on her

 

[Despo]

my current one is giving me the run around

maybe you just need a cool down period??

 

[The Saint]

Maybe if you didn't Wok so much you coach won't have jumped out of the frying pan