Ditto. My initial impression of you (we've never met, I only know you through your TERB posts) was that you were in the sex world for all the wrong reasons. Despite that though you've been persistent at trying to find your place in the world and you're clearly working hard to better your life through legitimate means. Well done!
I have to agree with this. Any resume I see with spelling / grammar mistakes is immediately rejected with some choice comments to my HR counterparts for not screening properly. Poor spelling / grammar just screams that you don't have attention to detail - it's a killer on job applications.
As for you midwive aspirations, why exactly is it a dilemma? I don't mean this next bit to sound harsh but I do mean it to be a reality check. If being a midwife is what you want to do, then do it. What is preventing you from applying to whatever courses / programs you need to take, studying your ass off and passing your exams? Where is the dilemma here?
Now this part will probably sound harsh but again, I mean it to be a reality check and nothing more. In terms of careers, you probably have little real experience. Let's face it, the porn work is not something that will go on the resume. So that leaves us with answering phones from home and a kit you bought for $50. At this point, you can't even claim call centre experience because what you've been doing likely amounts to little more than taking orders for pizza. Call centre experience is far more in depth; it generally requires months of intense training to not just take calls but to resolve issues. If someone's pizza order is screwed up, can you resolve the issue or do you merely pass the call on to a supervisor?
I don't doubt that you work hard. You probably put in a lot of hours. But the actual experience you have amounts to little more than any kid who flips burgers at McDonald's. This is important to understand.
If you go to university, the degree you get will in a way, almost be irrelevant. Ultimately, university teaches you critical thinking. It teaches you how to look at a situation, how to analyse it, and how to act based on your reasoned observations.
College on the other hand tends to focus more on practical skills and how to do a particular task or how to work in a particular industry. That's obviously good, but college skills are somewhat less "portable". For example, if you get a diploma in culinary arts (chef) it's less likely that you'll get a job as a newspaper journalist. But a university degree in say, history could end up getting you a job in something like marketing. On the surface they're clearly not related, but underneath it's the critical thinking and application of that thinking that matter most.
So in the end, it's up to you. If you want to be a midwife, then go be a midwife. Enroll in the program and start studying. But if you want more options, go to university or at least go to college. But don't think that you've worked multiple careers because honestly, you haven't.