NDEs - are they real?

[VirginJohn]

After viewing a video about a near death experience of hell, I've decided that I'm going to hell for masturbating and decided to get rid of the fleshlight and masturbating an escort pics. (Told my parents about it, and now it is in the garbage). Now, if the concept of hell is disproven, by "Universalism", or there are other NDE experiences which suggest that no particular NDE (Near Death Experience) is credible, then I will be visiting either one of these two local escorts first:

http://www.eroticsparkle.com/home

and/or

http://toronto.nowtoronto.com/Femal...y-mature-italian-woman-special-5-0-41/7260777

I'm storing their numbers on the cell phone. I figure 30 minutes incall at $ 50.00 / $ 70.00 should be okay to get my feet wet in this stuff. If I have a bad experience, I'll limit the budget to $ 150. (can give it a second chance). I trust these two women...get good vibes from the ads.

If a good experience then up to $ 400.00 (obviously since I like this stuff) could be spent. A sex toy would cost about $ 170.00 anyway and it's cheaper to try out a real woman than a fake vagina. I ain't buying another toy for it to be thrown into the garbage or get in a dillema about masturbation, so the next time's probably going to be a real encounter, or this is the end, the last post ever.

My parents just threw it into the garbage. This was the object that would have sent me to hell.

The only thing that will stop me from seeing any of these two escorts is the belief that I will go to hell if I physically pay money, visit an escort, sit down with her, both nude and like talk with her, or whatever else may arise from that (i.e. like you know).

So, anyone else here had a near death experience or know someone who had one? Where did you go?

 

[whobee]

I saw an episode of Third Rock from the Sun this week where Sally, Harry and Tommy had a near death experience. That prompted Harry and Sally to work in a soup kitchen and Tommy to propose to his girlfriend. Maybe you should look for a woman at a soup kitchen?

 

[MattRoxx]

1. There's no way to prove a negative, or to "disprove the concept of hell". Also it is possible that the NDE is a hallucination resulting from the brain losing oxygen and beginning to shut down, which can take several minutes after the heart has stopped beating.
2. I don't understand the religion angle. Are you not already going to hell for your transgressions and sins? Or to put it another way couldn't you have sex with an escort then go to confession and do a few hail marys and be forgiven?
3. Can't your church group find a nice young lady for you?!
4. I was with a wonderful Filipino SP who I won't name, and it wasn't a NDE but I kept repeating "Oh God Oh God Oh God" and considered that to be a spiritual or transcendent experience.

 

[39ajaxmale]

I had a near death experience. Scared the shit out of me. I nearly died.

Go get laid.

What happened to this girl?

http://toronto.backpage.com/FemaleE...ont-forget-my-face-it-turns-me-on-24/10140187

Thought you liked her.

 

[ctv250]

This should be good for bringing out a certain member calling for the VJ to be banned (again).

 

[mrsCALoki]

This should be good for bringing out a certain member calling for the VJ to be banned (again).

Anyone who works in a hospital has been exposed to them.

The big question is are we wired with a bunch of nice fantasies that make dying less traumatic, or are the experiences real.

We have a lot of weird behaviours in us, and it could be something that evolved over time to make dying easier, but how do we explain why the genes are there? It is far too late for the genes to impact on our ability to reproduce.

IMHO, the experiences are real, or who ever created us implanted a little program to make dying less terrifying. Either way, it seems someone is in charge.

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

Is a fleshlight better than your own grip?

If so, go get another one and find a better hiding spot for it.

 

[VirginJohn]

True to my own word, and in accordance with a "self-dare", I'm updating this thread. No, I did not see any of the escorts above, nor did I see the one on post #4.

I saw a woman near Shoppers Drug Mart at Jane/Wilson begging for change. I was walking with my dad and she accousted both us for change. My dad said he was broke, and I just walked along. I dropped my dad off later at a place he hangs out and was supposed to buy groceries for my mom. Then I went back to Shoppers there and said, humm.. and parked my car at the end of the lot and looked at my wallet. I went up to this girl, and after some pacing back and forth and wondering if I was in my right mind and just turn away, I told her to follow me to my car and I'll pay her $ 5.00.

She followed me to my car, went inside my car and I paid her $ 5.00. We were both inside the car and I froze. She asked if I want a bj. I said, "but we are in a parking lot, there are people all around here". She told me to drive to the Days Inn's parking lot. So I did and found a place under a tree in the back of the building.

I negotiated with her an additional $ 15.00 for a bj. I couldn't get hard but I felt sorry for her and let her keep the money and said I have to go and get groceries for my mom and jet, but let her give me a hand-job while we talked about life. I told her I was not married, and my girl (if any) lives so far away in Scarbough, my mom would know about it and ask questions if I visited her. She told me that not everyone's meant for marriage (obviously she didn't get married either) and that girls tend to take advantage of men for money (not her of course). The funny thing, is I felt comfortable with her, like she sort of understood me and I felt a bit of intimacy with how her hand felt as well down there while I hugged her and played with her breast while talking. Almost like a crude GFE.

She also let me play with her breasts but told me she was "ticklish" once she got paid the money when I wanted to be more embrasive or get more action. It looks like $ 20.00 usually just gets you a BJ if you can get hard.

She has no cell phone and told me she begs there in the mornings sometimes and offered me full service for $ 50- $ 100 depending on how much money I have and if I pay for the room too. I asked her "but you said you are ticklish, you mean you are not ticklish if a pay for a room and pay you $ 50-$100", she said "she wouldn't be ticklish then".

She left and I went to the store for groceries. My dad called on my cell phone just before I went into the store. Parents don't know anything. Will stop curb-crawling for now and stay away from that Shopper's drug mark location or general area for the next month.

The reason I like street hookers, or these types is they show me knooks and crannies that I wouldn't think of. Bushes behind a store, a parking lot at Day's Inn, maybe an alleyway somewhere I wouldn't think even exists or is used for that. Since I can't get hard with a strange woman (especially if I masturbated the night before) I better stay away from any escort/hooker until a week or two has passed since masturbating so I can get a stand next time. Imagine spending $ 250.00 and you get no stand....ouch! But, on the other hand, I'm glad I did since a BJ would leave a nasty internal conflict afterwards...I didn't have a condom either and you never know. She has no STDs (claims she's afraid of walking in beaches since a kneedle may be on a beach and she could get AIDS that way)...okay...

This is an incidental since I didn't wake up planning to do this and I intend to be more vigerous in defending my boundaries. I felt I helped her a bit for the day and since I haven't done this since June 2010 (pay a hooker $ 20.00 - no BJ but freaked out when I saw her mouth and let her keep the money), don't think I have an addiction that is out of control.

 

[Hangman]

A) the entire story above is bullshit and
B) Discussion of the street scene violates Terb's rules.

 

[Art Mann]

A) the entire story above is bullshit and
B) Discussion of the street scene violates Terb's rules.

+1
You forgot to mention the OP is a Class 1 troll.

 

[oldjones]

The thinking in the OP is confused. If you perceive it, it is real. Nothing you do not perceive is real. G

 

[mur11]

First of all I understand the irony of calling anyone else a loser on a escort review board. Stones in glass houses and all that. However, I think we can safely say this guy is one of the biggest losers in every aspect of life on here. Not to mention he's one of the most fucked up people here. On a board populated with shining examples of human stability like GG2, Rockslinger, Ceiling Cat and Phil McNasty, that is quite a feat. I only hope for his 'mother's' sake or for the sake of any streetwalkers/SPs/MPs he dine and dashes from (or 'jets' as he calls it) we don't read about this waste in the newspaper one day

 

[VirginJohn]

Wow, after posting that I actually got my feet wet and had a conversation with a street-walker while getting a hand-job I get flamed. Some real animals on this board. They would get a heart-attack if I actually saw an escort.

Anyway, this time I took out $ 200 and started calling up the escorts listed above on this thread. Most of the ads asked for no blocked or private numbers to call. So, I used my cell phone to call the escorts up and I either got the answering machine, or the phone was just ringing. One escort did call me back but hung up as soon as I said hello. It's a bit of a challenge calling an escort since it's a bit ackward.

After doing some research on TERB I've learned about getting a "hobby" (pay as you go) phone. In the mean-time, after calling 4 escorts I just gave up. It's not as easy as having cash in your wallet and calling a hot girl that lives near your home or on route. At least my cell phone was only exposed to 4 escorts.

But one girl did return my call. She wasn't an escort but a real girl that I'm actually going to be dating. I took my $ 200, returned it to my bank, and the nice attractive hb teller said "my account is growing". She didn't know I took out $ 200.00 the previous day and went back in line the next day to deposit it back into the bank, lol! Probably easier to talk to real girls than it is to call up an escort by cell. I have this shy nervous voice that just betrays a lack of confidence. They'll probably want to rip-me off and think I'm a newbie sucker.

I mean, I just feel desperate when I do that. How many guys must be lined up calling her, or if I call and leave a message or call more than once, that she must really be getting her ego stroked or worst.

This shows that God's will prevails. Perhaps I'll just stick with nuru massages next time.

 

[dirkd101]

They used to say you would grow hair on your palms and/or go blind from whacking off.

Shaving your palms isn't so bad, it's the cross eyed thing I'm having real issues with.

 

[great bear]

Is the OP any relation to Virgin Mary?

 

[dirkd101]

Is the OP any relation to Virgin Mary?

His sister.