Names that would get your kid picked on.

[Ceiling Cat]

I know a Doctor Payne!

 

[Rockslinger]

I know a Doctor Payne!

Is he/she related to Doctor Hurt?

 

[Rockslinger]

How about "Lyon" (like in lying) for an investment banker?

 

[wpgguy]

I went to high school with a girl who's last name was Muff.

 

[Rockslinger]

I went to high school with a girl who's last name was Muff.

There was actually a female golfer named "Muffy". Does anyone remember her last name?

 

[moresex4me]

I worked with a Mike Hawk once... in retail years ago... just picture the office girl over the PA: "Mike Hawk, line 1 please, Mike Hawk, line 1"

(for the slower ones among you, say it out loud)

 

[Rockslinger]

Anybody ever knew a "Regina"?

 

[xix]

Silly names

I was in Argentina. I take one aunt to a city in another province and it turns out she had family there from her husband side and we stayed at one of her inlaws house. Get this she tells me the named of the people and I got confused.

Father - John
Mother - Jane
1st Son - John
1st Daughter and only - Jane
I got confuse by my aunt when she was telling me stories how great the daughter was and the mother before we arrived.
I would never name any of my kids [ if I ever have any] after any family member.

 

[Twinklegirl]

George Foreman named all of his sons (5, I believe) George. When asked why, he said "Cuz its a great name!"

all from The George Foreman Big Book of Baby Names. lol

Amos
I went to school with a girl named "Anita Wragg"
Francis for a man
Tad
I knew a guy in Holland named Cock Borst (borst means breast)

 

[Twinklegirl]

last name that is completely inappropriate for his profession.

There's a Dr. Shoals in Cambridge, but he's not a pediatrist.

 

[Cashanova]

From a 1976 book called REMARKABLE NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE by John Train. He supposedly researched this and had proof that they were, as advertised, names of real people.

Suparporn Poopattana
Gaston J. Feeblebunny
Mary Louise Pantzaroff
Mustafa Kunt
Humperdink Fangboner
George Baretits, US Army
Cinderella Hardcock
Aphrodite Chuckass
Sodawater Bottlewalla
and
Mrs. Belcher Wack Wack

 

[Barca]

Lester

 

[The Bandit]

Felix
Dick
Serena
Cleopatra
Suzie
Pasquale
Giovanni
Randall

(I'm Italian but don't approve of the names, southern Italians have a tradition of naming the first boy/girl after the grandparents, no matter how stupid it would sound. )

 

[lucylicker]

I went to school (In Brampton) with a "Sukhmandeep" I believe he now goes by Bobby

 

[NickPappaGiorgio]

You know Suky too?

Small world

 

[eldoguy]

Joe Fissnerriss, a name I gave to annoying people! Telemarketers, Real Estate open houses, sp's!

They would often ask me to spell it. Lol

 

[big dogie]

I knew a guy with the last name Fagot he tried to pronounce it as a french name. Could you immagine growing up with that name?

b d

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

I knew a kid in school we use to call - sure gay ( surgai ) There was this other german kid with a girls name Yvone , I heard he became a angry prison guard. ( in prison they call him Ivan the terrible )

 

[y2kmark]

Uh huh ...

I knew a guy with the last name Fagot he tried to pronounce it as a french name. Could you immagine growing up with that name? b d

Actually knew a Jesuit Priest by that name (Fr. Fagot)

My wife also worked for a Dr. Butcher at one time.

Anyone who is III (the TURD!) is in for a hard time in school, though some schools will allow kids to enroll without using it.

 

[Hammerstein]

Isn't there also a Dr. LONG who does the same thing?

Yep he the one that taught Dr. Stubbs