Toronto Escorts

My son seems happy lately.

Goober's Mom

New member
Oct 6, 2003
31
0
0
Hello y'all.

Recently, my son has been very fucking happy, and I had no idea why. He's also been quite accommodating lately, and that's quite unsettling. For example, the other day when I told him my supply of cheap tequila was getting low, and ordered him to go down to the local Lick-Bow to replenish, he didn't protest at all. He simply got on his tricycle and pedaled down through the freezing rain. He even picked up a box of the expensive condoms for me, you know, the ones that aren't pre-perforated.

This hasn't happened in the last decade, as far as I can remember. Although my memory has been affected by the tequila and several miles of thick young dick having rammed through my tight hairy pussy. So, naturally being a concerned mother (about the tequila, not the asshole who I gave birth to over four decades ago of course), I asked him "What the fuck is right with you, you twat?"

He responded that he recently had an experience with a well known lady from the Durham area. Great. And he has been gushing about it ever since, and quite frankly I'm getting sick of the goofy grin on his face.

All I hear is that, despite not being the traditional modelesque woman that usually raises his enormous cock to rigid attention (by the way, he got the cock from his father... that guy could fill me until I screamed in ecsta-pain, let me tell you! It was a shame about the tragic hedge-trimmer accident. Such a waste of a fantastic piston. But I digress...) this lady he saw was the quintessential girlfriend experience. Naturally, my response to that was "Oh really, so she used you for your sexual prowess, and when she figured out that all you could talk about semi-intelligently was grammatical errors in Monty Python skit scripts and your stupid friend Cardinal Fang's new Trans-Am, she dumped you like the enormous crap I had this morning after that dinner of burritos you bought me last night?", he only smiled and said "No, mother. She was incredibly sweet and cuddly, with enormous floppy boobies and a mouth to die for."

So, apparently this "Ifyouseekamy" chick is pretty nice. So go see her, I guess. And if you see my boy, tell him to pick up cigarettes on his way home.
 

IFUSEEKAMY

Your Infinite Indian Summer
Sep 24, 2010
4,369
1,300
113
GTA
Dear Ma'am,

It's ever-inspiring to be so cordially acclaimed by mothers as doting as yourself. I work especially enthusiastically to please my clients but even more so to satisfy their mothers. After years of raising and nurturing your son I'm sure it comes as no surprise that he enjoys such activity and I'm sure you'll doubtlessly name me sizeably in your will.

xo Amy
 

Uber1952

New member
Nov 12, 2017
76
0
0
Hi!! Well Goober' s mom I also have had the pleasure of this young ladies company and let me tell she is a beautiful woman. Me being a older gentleman had a great time with this sexy
Wild woman. Also Amy has the most gorgeous body which I can't wait to explore. Like your son
Said her tits are to dye for and her mouth skill OMG
 

Celticman

Into Ties and Tail
Aug 13, 2009
8,914
80
48
Durham & Toronto
How incredibly sad is this. While supposedly enjoying the pleasures of the remarkable Amy, Asexual being number one, Mrs. Goobers sad offspring Goober can only go to these thoughts...............

"Oh really, so she used you for your sexual prowess, and when she figured out that all you could talk about semi-intelligently was grammatical errors in Monty Python skit scripts and your stupid friend Cardinal Fang's new Trans-Am, she dumped you like the enormous crap I had this morning after that dinner of burritos you bought me last night?"
And in an Amy review from the past Asexual being number two, Cardinal Fang, can only think about interior decorating.................

As she completely ravaged me my eyes opened wide and I froze. Who in God’s name would put those curtains as a window treatment with that wall colour!
BTW rumour has it that when the Cardinal was defrocked from the priesthood it was both metaphorical, no longer a priest, and literal in that Goober is suspected of being the party of the second part in the matter of removing that piece of apparel. Could this be an explanation for their ambivalence towards hot women and sex with hot women? I will keep you updated as I investigate further.
 

Celticman

Into Ties and Tail
Aug 13, 2009
8,914
80
48
Durham & Toronto
Dear Ma'am,

It's ever-inspiring to be so cordially acclaimed by mothers as doting as yourself. I work especially enthusiastically to please my clients but even more so to satisfy their mothers.
You did Goober's MOM? Bet she is hotter than Goober. Deets please.
 

Cardinal Fang

Bazinga Bitches
Feb 14, 2002
6,576
467
83
I'm right here
www.vatican.va
BTW rumour has it that when the Cardinal was defrocked from the priesthood it was both metaphorical, no longer a priest, and literal in that Goober is suspected of being the party of the second part in the matter of removing that piece of apparel. Could this be an explanation for their ambivalence towards hot women and sex with hot women? I will keep you updated as I investigate further.
I was never a priest. My position of Cardinal was granted to me. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest of shimmering samite, held aloft the fuzzy feather cap from the bosom of the water signifying by Divene Providence that I, Fang, was to become Cardinal Fang.

THAT IS WHY I AM A CARDINAL!
 

Phabulous

Active member
Jan 12, 2008
201
26
28
Listen mate
wat'ry tarts lying in th bottom of ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a workable ecclesiology.....
supreme episcopal power must be derived from a mandate from the
oh never mind!
 
Toronto Escorts