My Rant Against McDonalds!

Leicester66

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OK so I go there before work its like 10:35, I'm standing in line theres one person serving there's a huge line I shoulda left but heck I think I'm just there to grab a coffee and a muffin so I'll wait...shouldn't take long right? OK so I get to the front 5 min later ask if they have any orange cranberry muffins...she rings it up ... I said do you have any first? She checks and OK they got em, I say OK I'd also like a med coffee 1 cream 2 sugar. She rings it all up goes to get the coffee and there isn't any and starts making 2 pots doesn't say anything. I said I have to be somewhere is there none ready? She looks at me with a dumb stare I say fine I cant wait give me a refund. She asks if there's anything else I'd rather have. I said no I'm gonna be late I don't have time. She has to get the manager to give me a refund. so I get it and come to work. So I can be on time.

OK so I'm here and I still want that damn coffee and stuff, so I went out again at 11:15 and was gonna get one for one of the guards too. So I go. I see a sign for a double fillet o fish. So I'm like wtf might as well get some food. so I order a double fillet meal, no cheese, coke no ice. Also I'd like 2 coffee's one large double cream. He asks 2 large double cream? I said no listen let me finish. (btw I find out when I get to the pickup window its the same manager that gave me the refund before). One large double cream, one medium one cream 2 sugar. OK drive up pay etc. see the manager, blah takes forever. So I get my order the tray is like tipping I'm grabbing stuff so it doesn't fall over me and my seats. I put the coffees in my cup holders nd hold the drink. Drink wasn't topped up I was gonna leave but she opens the window and said is everything OK as I'm stumbling to make sure nothing spills. I hate spilling shit in my truck anyway, I say no can u top this coke up. So takes it gives it back topped up and it's spilling out the top and sides. So as she watches me I tip it over like 3 times so it spills the excess on the ground not in my lap or on my seat when i bring it inside the car. OK crisis averted.

Come back to work to give the coffee to the guard. The tray is like tipping over and the pop nd coffee's are almost falling cus the trays are shit! So I manage to get up the stairs holding everything and get the guard her coffee I come up stairs and settle in. Open my sandwich box and there's CHEESE on my double fillet between each. So I have to scrape the cheese off with a knife and the fillets are falling apart as I try to separate them. And now my sandwich is cold!

WTF. WHO EATS A FISH SANDWICH WITH CHEESE! WHEN U ORDER FISH AND CHIPS AT A RESTAURANT DO YOU TELL THEM I WANT CHEESE ON TOP OF THAT ALSO? NO, SO WHY DOES McD PUT CHEESE ON THE FKN SANDWICH?
 

thecuriousgeorge

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Hehe...the McD's by my place is awful too...they get every other order right...I use to let it slide and just point out that they fucked up..now I demand that they do something to compensate me for my time wasted...

I still think KFC (seriously, how hard is it to mess up a chicken order) is the worst for me...they've NEVER gotten my order right...ever.
 

shack

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Who would think that one would get substandard food/service at a high end/top dollar establishment like McDonalds?

No sympathy for anyone who expects any more than not getting botulism there.

Your rant is wasted on me.
 

gcostanza

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Who would think that one would get substandard food/service at a high end/top dollar establishment like McDonalds?

No sympathy for anyone who expects any more than not getting botulism there.

Your rant is wasted on me.
It's highly unlikely that a botulism outbreak would occur at McDonalds, especially considering their menu.

From Wikipedia:

Foodborne botulism results from contaminated foodstuffs in which C. botulinum spores have been allowed to germinate in anaerobic conditions. This typically occurs in home-canned food substances and fermented uncooked dishes...... It takes 3–5 days for the symptoms to become apparent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botulism
 

The Saint

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The life span of mick-Dee's is complete,time for the future fast food revelution to take place!
 

simon482

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so mindless drones that are paid minimum wage fucked up your order ? i am shocked.
 

rhuarc29

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I've given up on them. Even a regular order where you don't ask them to change standard menu items has a 50/50 chance of being fucked up. Ask for condiments or napkins and you're almost guaranteed not to get them. ALWAYS check before leaving the window. Yeah, it slows things down, but not as much as returning to the rear of the line or going inside to get it corrected. I never get a coke there because it doesn't taste like coke, and never is topped up unless there's a crapload of ice in it. I never go there any more unless I really need a quick bite and it's the closest around.
 

69Shooter

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OK so I go there before work its like 10:35
10:35 and you're not at work? What kind of slacker are you?


there's a huge line I shoulda left but heck I think I'm just there to grab a coffee and a muffin so I'll wait
Sounds like you just f**ked up, not sure that's McDonald's fault.

I say fine I cant wait give me a refund... She has to get the manager to give me a refund
Probably would have taken just as much time to wait for the coffee as it took you to get your refund. Mistake #2!

I said no I'm gonna be late I don't have time
Set you alarm so that you get up earlier and, thus, make it easier to get to work on time.

OK so I'm here and I still want that damn coffee and stuff, so I went out again at 11:15
Wow! Must not be much going on at work if you're already taking a break at 11:15. You really are a slacker!

OK drive up pay etc.
If you'd ever watched "Lethal Weapons 2" you'd have known not to go to the drive through. They always fuck you at the drive through. This was your 3rd mistake.



Drink wasn't topped up I was gonna leave but she opens the window and said is everything OK as I'm stumbling to make sure nothing spills. I hate spilling shit in my truck anyway, I say no can u top this coke up. So takes it gives it back topped up and it's spilling out the top and sides.
You ask her to top up your drink and then complain after she does. Not only are you a slacker but you sound like an insensitive asshole.

So as she watches
You sure showed her!

I tip it over like 3 times so it spills the excess on the ground not in my lap or on my seat when i bring it inside the car. OK crisis averted.
Okay, I'll give you high marks for your "crisis" management skills.

get the guard her coffee
Is she at least hot?

And now my sandwich is cold!
So put it in the g-d microwave. There is a microwave where you work; isn't there?

WTF. WHO EATS A FISH SANDWICH WITH CHEESE! WHEN U ORDER FISH AND CHIPS AT A RESTAURANT DO YOU TELL THEM I WANT CHEESE ON TOP OF THAT ALSO? NO, SO WHY DOES McD PUT CHEESE ON THE FKN SANDWICH?
On a smiliar vain... why can't you order unsweetened iced tea here in Canada? If you want it sweetened you can always add your own sugar or whatever. No way to take that shit out though if you don't like it.
 

benito

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I go to McDonalds every now and then because I hope it will be fast. The food tastes like cardboard. The order is wrong about half the time. What I wonder about is when the order is wrong it is always because something is "forgotten." I have never received an order with more food in it than I ordered. I am convinced it is McDonald's policy to short orders to make more money.
 

danmand

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McD coffee is better than Timmies.
 

Questor

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OK so I go there before work its like 10:35, I'm standing in line theres one person serving there's a huge line I shoulda left but heck I think I'm just there to grab a coffee and a muffin so I'll wait...shouldn't take long right? OK so I get to the front 5 min later ask if they have any orange cranberry muffins...she rings it up ... I said do you have any first? She checks and OK they got em, I say OK I'd also like a med coffee 1 cream 2 sugar. She rings it all up goes to get the coffee and there isn't any and starts making 2 pots doesn't say anything. I said I have to be somewhere is there none ready? She looks at me with a dumb stare I say fine I cant wait give me a refund. She asks if there's anything else I'd rather have. I said no I'm gonna be late I don't have time. She has to get the manager to give me a refund. so I get it and come to work. So I can be on time.

OK so I'm here and I still want that damn coffee and stuff, so I went out again at 11:15 and was gonna get one for one of the guards too. So I go. I see a sign for a double fillet o fish. So I'm like wtf might as well get some food. so I order a double fillet meal, no cheese, coke no ice. Also I'd like 2 coffee's one large double cream. He asks 2 large double cream? I said no listen let me finish. (btw I find out when I get to the pickup window its the same manager that gave me the refund before). One large double cream, one medium one cream 2 sugar. OK drive up pay etc. see the manager, blah takes forever. So I get my order the tray is like tipping I'm grabbing stuff so it doesn't fall over me and my seats. I put the coffees in my cup holders nd hold the drink. Drink wasn't topped up I was gonna leave but she opens the window and said is everything OK as I'm stumbling to make sure nothing spills. I hate spilling shit in my truck anyway, I say no can u top this coke up. So takes it gives it back topped up and it's spilling out the top and sides. So as she watches me I tip it over like 3 times so it spills the excess on the ground not in my lap or on my seat when i bring it inside the car. OK crisis averted.

Come back to work to give the coffee to the guard. The tray is like tipping over and the pop nd coffee's are almost falling cus the trays are shit! So I manage to get up the stairs holding everything and get the guard her coffee I come up stairs and settle in. Open my sandwich box and there's CHEESE on my double fillet between each. So I have to scrape the cheese off with a knife and the fillets are falling apart as I try to separate them. And now my sandwich is cold!

WTF. WHO EATS A FISH SANDWICH WITH CHEESE! WHEN U ORDER FISH AND CHIPS AT A RESTAURANT DO YOU TELL THEM I WANT CHEESE ON TOP OF THAT ALSO? NO, SO WHY DOES McD PUT CHEESE ON THE FKN SANDWICH?
Are you on crack? You have incredibly poor decision making skills.
Who would think that one would get substandard food/service at a high end/top dollar establishment like McDonalds?

No sympathy for anyone who expects any more than not getting botulism there.

Your rant is wasted on me.
LOL that pretty much sums it up.
 

golfguy21

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I think its fair on the rant , they always fuck up and if you go in its slow as shit.
Plus its not so cheap anymore so you think they would pick up their shitty attitude on getting their orders right.
I always check before I leave usless fuckin kids that work there that don give a fuck and want to make $20/hr
 

Thousand

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Wtf? LOL! Stop complaining. You go to MacDonald and expect services like you get in Starbucks? Stick to your fine dining establishments and stay away from fast foods bro.
 

benito

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Wtf? LOL! Stop complaining. You go to MacDonald and expect services like you get in Starbucks? Stick to your fine dining establishments and stay away from fast foods bro.
Starbucks! You get to pay three times as much for service just as shitty. And they have the nerve to put out a tip jar. Only good thing is if you complain on their internet site they send you coupons for free coffee.
 

FatOne

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You never go through the drive through, as mentioned above, they always fuck you in the drive through.

I've gone through about 4 or 5 times over the years [and 2 provinces] and have been fucked about half the time.


Oddly enough I go to McD's a LOT, but when I go inside, they NEVER EVER fuck my order up. Never.


Lesson here is get off your lazy ass and go inside.
 

Don Draper

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The main detail we all have to remember is that the public goes to McDonalds to get 'McDonalds'.

McDonalds does not serve Food.
 
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Ok, so it's not the finest of establishments. You're still entitled to goods and services for monies rendered! The reason they treat people like shit is because we put up with it. Got a problem? Call the store! They screw up your order and you're still there? Get your money back! They screw up your order and you're not? Call the store and make them buy next time! Stand up for yourselves, and stop being such a bunch of whining pussies!
 
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