MY NEW TRUCK
> >>
> >>I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because
>
> >>I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the
> >>radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
> >>The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
> >>'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
> >>Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind'
> >>replaced Willie Nelson.
> >>I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
> >>'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
> >>'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
> >>Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck,
> >>but I swerved in time to avoid them.
> >>I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
> >>Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen,the prime
> >>minister of Canada."
> >>Damn I love this truck......
> >>
> >>I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because
>
> >>I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the
> >>radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
> >>The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
> >>'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
> >>Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind'
> >>replaced Willie Nelson.
> >>I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
> >>'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
> >>'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
> >>Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck,
> >>but I swerved in time to avoid them.
> >>I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
> >>Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen,the prime
> >>minister of Canada."
> >>Damn I love this truck......