My Mojo is gone.

[mackensonV2]

After years of hobbying it finally hit me that my Mojo is gone.

I feel like Austin Powers. It's gone. I still get erections but I don't feel like I am into sex anymore. I have lost my passion to satisfy women. I actually get more satisfaction jerking myself off.

 

[a 1 player]

try a man.

 

[sc dave]

After years of hobbying it finally hit me that my Mojo is gone.

I feel like Austin Powers. It's gone. I still get erections but I don't feel like I am into sex anymore. I have lost my passion to satisfy women. I actually get more satisfaction jerking myself off.

Or try a 1 player's bit - fart in her face during a BBBJ - talk about MOJO being lost.

I feel for you. I'm sort of in the same funk.

 

[james t kirk]

It's a complicated thing......

1. You start to realize that paying for it is a sham. It only takes you so far and it's only really about the cash.

2. You're getting older and with that comes a lot of things - lower testosterone levels, life stress starts to catch up with you, fatigue etc.

3. You've lost your respect (or sense of awe) of women. You see them all as gold diggers and not much more. See item 1 above.

4. Law of diminishing returns. You've fucked so many women that the thrill is gone. (Give a guy a corvette, he's thrilled to pieces. Give him a corvette every day with the proviso that he can't sell it, eventually, it becomes a head ache figuring out where to park all the fucking cars.)

5. You're depressed - nothing thrills you anymore like it used to. Not pussy, not your toys, not that vacation in the sun, nadda.

My advice, take a break from the hobby and take up excercising.

 

[danmand]

After years of hobbying it finally hit me that my Mojo is gone.

I feel like Austin Powers. It's gone. I still get erections but I don't feel like I am into sex anymore. I have lost my passion to satisfy women. I actually get more satisfaction jerking myself off.

I went through the same thing after hobbying 3 or 4 times a week for 10 years. When it gets to feel like work, it is time to take a break.

 

[mackensonV2]

Excellent reply. I agree.

It's a complicated thing......

1. You start to realize that paying for it is a sham. It only takes you so far and it's only really about the cash.

2. You're getting older and with that comes a lot of things - lower testosterone levels, life stress starts to catch up with you, fatigue etc.

3. You've lost your respect (or sense of awe) of women. You see them all as gold diggers and not much more. See item 1 above.

4. Law of diminishing returns. You've fucked so many women that the thrill is gone. (Give a guy a corvette, he's thrilled to pieces. Give him a corvette every day with the proviso that he can't sell it, eventually, it becomes a head ache figuring out where to park all the fucking cars.)

5. You're depressed - nothing thrills you anymore like it used to. Not pussy, not your toys, not that vacation in the sun, nadda.

My advice, take a break from the hobby and take up excercising.

 

[goalie000]

After years of hobbying it finally hit me that my Mojo is gone.

I feel like Austin Powers. It's gone. I still get erections but I don't feel like I am into sex anymore. I have lost my passion to satisfy women. I actually get more satisfaction jerking myself off.

You need to Find that One Special SP that Turns Your Crank and stick with Her. She will bring You out of the Funk.

 

[the rusty tromb]

After years of hobbying it finally hit me that my Mojo is gone.

I feel like Austin Powers. It's gone. I still get erections but I don't feel like I am into sex anymore. I have lost my passion to satisfy women. I actually get more satisfaction jerking myself off.

Maybe you need some cock.Have you ever thought about blowing a guy or having a cock inside of you? Might be just what you need to kickstart your mojo.

 

[alex111]

and that's fucking gross

 

[ragingbull666]

What if you started you're life off backwards.
(stolen from someone but don't remember who)


You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you buy a mansion on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, do drugs,treat you're body like an amusement park and be generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have
no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

would life be easier this way???

 

[BallzDeep]

Maybe you need some cock.Have you ever thought about blowing a guy or having a cock inside of you? Might be just what you need to kickstart your mojo.

Sounds like more of a fantasy of yours, or have you already indulged?

 

[Manji]

No I tried thatand all I got was a big cold sore and several STDs

Don't forget a really sore ass....

 

[Herodotus]

Did you ask Dr. Evil if he stole it?

Barring that, take the advice of the poster who said to exercise. Get outside. Have fun. Enjoy yourself. Spend time with friends, family and loved ones. Try new stuff.

Good luck.

 

[Dani]

What if you started you're life off backwards.
(stolen from someone but don't remember who)


You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you buy a mansion on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, do drugs,treat you're body like an amusement park and be generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have
no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

would life be easier this way???

You have not changed I see

 

[cypherpunk]

If you're healthy, you might look into amphetamine or ecstacy.

 

[a 1 player]

If you're healthy, you might look into amphetamine or ecstacy.

Now there's some great advice.

 

[cypherpunk]

Now there's some great advice.

Well it is. Both have a reputation for increasing sex drive.

I'm assuming of course that we're all reasonably responsible adults.

 

[Meister]

Well it is. Both have a reputation for increasing sex drive.

I'm assuming of course that we're all reasonably responsible adults.

Ecstacy reduces a man's sex drive (I don't know about women). But it makes you happy as hell, for a while.

 

[red]

It's a complicated thing......

1. You start to realize that paying for it is a sham. It only takes you so far and it's only really about the cash.

2. You're getting older and with that comes a lot of things - lower testosterone levels, life stress starts to catch up with you, fatigue etc.

3. You've lost your respect (or sense of awe) of women. You see them all as gold diggers and not much more. See item 1 above.

4. Law of diminishing returns. You've fucked so many women that the thrill is gone. (Give a guy a corvette, he's thrilled to pieces. Give him a corvette every day with the proviso that he can't sell it, eventually, it becomes a head ache figuring out where to park all the fucking cars.)

5. You're depressed - nothing thrills you anymore like it used to. Not pussy, not your toys, not that vacation in the sun, nadda.

My advice, take a break from the hobby and take up excercising.

good advice. don't think about it. just relax and let it happen.

 

[the rusty tromb]

Sounds like more of a fantasy of yours, or have you already indulged?

I've partaken numerous times. If only more guys would realize how great a cock feels in their mouth. How it pulsates,mmmm.It's like the ultimate lollipop.