Sorry Aurora, the voices inside my head wouldn't cease singing that infernal "Smurfs" theme song. Little blue bastards....
My funniest memory was about 20 years ago when I was in the subway standing by the doors. A girl, had to be 15 tops, was sitting and just opened a book she bought. From my angle I could see everything she was looking at and from the other angle a guy sitting in the corner could aswell - she didn't realize this. It had naked pictures of male models. The other guy and I were laughing (to ourselves) as this young girl oogled these photos. The expressions on her face were priceless from one picture to the next.
I remember being about 20 and riding the subway in a very packed car. The lady (25-30ish) in front of me moved back a little and pressed her ass against my groin. I ended up very hard very quickly and I'll swear she was using the movement of the train to get me going (or cuming) even more. This lasted for a very delicious 3-4 stops. She looked back at me as she was leaving and I was too shy out to even smile.
Oh, the good old memories!
V12
Oh, the good old memories!
V12
Since we are on the topic of TTC. Heres some interesting facts:
>If you are a regular traveler on the TTC, here are some facts which you
>are
>going to wish you hadn't read.
>
>During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at theDepartment of
>Forensics at University of Toronto removed a row of passenger seats
from
>the Bloor Line subway car for analysis into cleanliness. Despite TTC's
>claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned on a regular basis,
>the scientists made some alarming discoveries.
>
>The analysis was broken down. This is what was found on the surface of
>the seats:
>* 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
>* 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
>* vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
>* human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
>* human excrement
>* rodent excrement
>* human semen
>* the remains of 6 mice
>* the remains of 2 large rats
>* 1 previously unheard of fungus
>
>It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are
>transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as
>400 different people.
>
>It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes
>a day than to travel for one hour a day on the TTC.
>
>It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently
>flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a TTC seat
>before eating.
>
>It is estimated that, within Toronto, more work sick-days are taken
>because of bugs picked up whilst traveling on the TTC than for any
other
>reason (including alcohol)
>If you are a regular traveler on the TTC, here are some facts which you
>are
>going to wish you hadn't read.
>
>During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at theDepartment of
>Forensics at University of Toronto removed a row of passenger seats
from
>the Bloor Line subway car for analysis into cleanliness. Despite TTC's
>claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned on a regular basis,
>the scientists made some alarming discoveries.
>
>The analysis was broken down. This is what was found on the surface of
>the seats:
>* 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
>* 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
>* vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
>* human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
>* human excrement
>* rodent excrement
>* human semen
>* the remains of 6 mice
>* the remains of 2 large rats
>* 1 previously unheard of fungus
>
>It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are
>transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as
>400 different people.
>
>It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes
>a day than to travel for one hour a day on the TTC.
>
>It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently
>flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a TTC seat
>before eating.
>
>It is estimated that, within Toronto, more work sick-days are taken
>because of bugs picked up whilst traveling on the TTC than for any
other
>reason (including alcohol)
