My goat is missing

[STASH]

Okay you perverts....who stole my goat

It was rented to Shiek for this upcoming weekend.

If it isn't returned promply it will force me to substitute my dear old toothless Gandpa

 

[WhaWhaWha]

You didn't hear?

Your grandpa was sentenced to marry the goat.

 

[PHNINE]

Your goat was last seen with Great Bear. They were spotted heading for the forest.

 

[LancsLad]

Your goat was last seen with Great Bear. They were spotted heading for the forest.

So GB is in for a Gruff time.

 

[gabeti]

The goat was kidnapped. Just wait for the ransom call

 

[Svend]

shh, the kid is napping in the Waiting Room.

 

[Jade4u]

Hey, Wha nice pic. That should be my face there though.

 

[LancsLad]

shh, the kid is napping in the Waiting Room.

Will there be a RAMsom note. Hoofever has the kid , wool pay what yew want.

 

[bestillmehard]

Will there be a RAMsom note. Hoofever has the kid , wool pay what yew want.

LMAO...omg ewe kill me

 

[hot rod]

I didn't realize it was THAT goat ...

um ... er... would you like some stew that I have simmering over here?

The gravy is ... um ... er ... nevermind!

 

[STASH]

Stash, if the goat is not made available by this weekend I will have no choice but to call rent~a~goat or goatsrus and bill you for the difference in the rent.

Sorry Shiek but the goat ran off and got married. Some Alcada Mulla needed a sixth wife. He was too short to please the camels.

Do sheep have "wool knots "

I could supply a Vole....the hedgehog is spoken for.

How bout A HOT APPLE PIE instead.

Dinsdale !!!!!!

 

[STASH]

Hot apple pie has a tendency to burn, how about carrot cake instead?

Okay I'll leave the carrot sticking up out of the cake LOL


The cake will read

" Sit Here "

 

[great bear]

Your goat was last seen with Great Bear. They were spotted heading for the forest.

The goat was quite tasty. Cooked it over an open fire spiced with curry. I goata go now.

 

[A-ROD]

You guys are baaaaaaahhhhhd.

 

[great bear]

currying home already GB?

I'm in a real stew to get home tonight.

 

[great bear]

You guys are baaaaaaahhhhhd.

You sir are a curd. What a whey to go.

 

[LancsLad]

I'm in a real stew to get home tonight.

No the goat was in the stew.

 

[great bear]

No the goat was in the stew.

wrong. the goat's name was Cecil. Stew was in Cecil. It's an old British military tradition this is what they do when their mascot becomes old and frail.

 

[LancsLad]

wrong. the goat's name was Cecil. Stew was in Cecil. It's an old British military tradition this is what they do when their mascot becomes old and frail.

In the Navy they could wash it down with some of Nelsons Blood.

 

[great bear]

In the Navy they could wash it down with some of Nelsons Blood.

In the navy it would be Cecil's turn in the barrel.