My Fallopian Tubes are itchy........

[thecoolguyms72]

Lately I've been so chick like, I'm wondering when my fucking period is coming. The last girl I went out on a date with, I only had an urge to hug her and cuddle her instead of bang her. And a Sarah McLaughlin tune almost made me tear up. I certainly hope I'm not turning fag, and I still have a penis, so I'm not turning into a woman. What the hell is up with that? Anyone else ever get this way? Do I need to find a real girlfriend instead of just having fun? What do I need to do to stop this alarming trend? I need help..........

Coolguy.

P.S. I know I'm opening up to a huge amount of flaming and such, but oh well, I can take it. I've got a box of tissues here conveniently next to me for whether I cry or something else happens.

 

[King]

Ahh Coolguy. Poor poor Coolguy. I'll leave you alone. I'm sure you will get enough flak from the other members. I'll just sit back and watch.

King

 

[holden]

Why don't you whack off and try to hit your eye, this might help to make you feel like a man

Or you can email this goofy dude and ask for help

Steve@OrgasmControl.com

 

[anon1]

Somebody sold you estrogen and said it was Viagra.

 

[dogman]

You'll get over it

This is okay as long as you have no desires to hug and cuddle goober or listen to Barry White with Cardinal Fang. If so go and see ricahrgl for some help and read all his stories twice. That should help.

Dogman

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Well, I appreciate the compassion, I was expecting more flaming than that. Dogman, I don't mind listening to Barry White, but not with Cardinal Fang (sorry Fang). And I hope cuddling with Goober's Mom isn't close enought to your scenario? I always read ricahrgl's stories twice, sometimes 3 times. It's the only way to figure out what the fuck he said!!

As for Roommates, I'll let you know next month. In the mean time, do you have a website with some hot pictures so I can make use of this box of tissues?

And Jenn, my sweet. Well, that was a very heartfelt thing for you to say. I just hope this doesn't mean I'm ready to settle down, that's goddamn scary, and not just for me, think of the woman!!! I like my wild oats, frankly, but maybe I could tame some of them for a short period in order to get this out of my system?

Anyway, thanks to all,

Coolguy.

P.S. King, you bastard!!!!!!!!!!

 

[twobigo]

Cuddling is good, so long as i can lower my head and bury myself into a large pair of breasts.

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Jenn,

First, you are quite a cool chick, but I think you already knew that. Second, I have absolutely no desire to have children at all. I am about to leave the office and go to a kid's bday party, so that should cure it if there is even an ounce of desire. I love kids, but when they are stinky or crying or both as is usually the case, I love to hand them back even more.

Keep being you, and you will keep being.

Coolguy.

 

[wrong hole]

And a Sarah McLaughlin tune almost made me tear up.

...which one



*stabbing myself with a fork to keep from making a comment*

 

[twobigo]

Cool Guy, i hear you. I,ve been feeling like you for a while now.I,m not sure how old you are and maybe it doesn,t make a difference,[I,m 53].Holding carressing and hugging is a satisfying tactile experience that all people need. It is basic to the human condition.Without touch,sight and smell we have nothing. One of the nicest experiences i had with a SP was walking arm in arm back to the car after seeing a movie. Then after play time,holding her in my arms,engaging in pillow talk..now and again i think of that evening with great fondness.I make no apologies for spending $ on beautiful women in order to do this. Feel good about your feelings Cool Guy..you are proving how human you are.

 

[h_upmann]

According to my calculations, coolguy is either 31 or 53ish. His favourite colours are green and white.

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Re: Re: My Fallopian Tubes are itchy........

...which one



*stabbing myself with a fork to keep from making a comment*

If you must know, "I Will Remember You".

And don't stab yourself with that fork, just come out and say it, if you want.

 

[thecoolguyms72]

What the hell???

According to my calculations, coolguy is either 31 or 53ish. His favourite colours are green and white.

What kind of calculations are those? I'm 31 and my favourite colour is green. Care to go for more predictions?

 

[wrong hole]

......all I wanted to say was that, I feel like giving you a hug* so you can find some comfort in your solace.....





*not in a homo-erotic kind of way, those kind of hugs are reserved for goober so I can make his mom jealous

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Completely understood, and appropriate use of the word solace, considering. And my desire to hug and cuddle is more focused on those with a vagina, and some breasts ideally, but the sentiment is greatly appreciated.

 

[Mikehorn]

P.S. If you really get the whole want children urge... Find someone with a newborn and chill with them for a few hours. You'll get over it I promise!

They should have screaming baby CD's for people like that...

 

[yoyo]

P.S. If you really get the whole want children urge... Find someone with a newborn and chill with them for a few hours. You`ll get over it I promise!

Been there, done that, still love the kids and still want some. I just haven`t found the right woman yet, and it`s getting more difficult by the year as my confidence dwindles into nothingness.

Speaking of which, I still need some help here. https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=36695

 

[luv4lust]

holy cow i should be giving out FREE HUGS

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Coolguyms72, I understand your feelings at this moment and would advise to you not to worry and take comfort in the fact that many others have gone through the same issues. These feelings are common amongst those in the “hobby” and are really a sign of the hobbyist’s “mid life crises.” Although I must say in your original post some passages had a homo-erotic quality to them that I found troubling.

Not that there is anything wrong with that!

The troubling thoughts that is….

What I would recommend are two bottles of red wine, Barry Whites Greatest Hits CD and Goober’s mom as company. I will PM you with contact info.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Coolguyms72:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/homo.jpg