Goober
if you had 5 cents everytime this happend to you
you would have 5 cents
Can i borrow a dime
SDC
if you had 5 cents everytime this happend to you
you would have 5 cents
Can i borrow a dime
SDC
My experience of a lifetime.
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Hey, submissivedave, it never happened to me before and will probably never happen again. Just grateful it happened once.
Yes Berlin, I have been very lucky in the dating arena. But as for the sp's in Ottawa, wow, it sucks. Blown a wad for lousy service all around.
Timberwolf,
I'm originally from The Big O and have actually had coffee from that Tim's !
I am never going to look at it the same again.
Now work with me on this one ...
We all agree that Ottawa is the shits for our hobby.
If you ever hear from this girl you should let her know that she could make a small fortune filling a gap up there. I personally would drive back for that experience alone ! She could plug in here on TERB and we would line up.
If you're not comfortable ... I understand , however it appears that this girl could use the cake.
Just me thinking aout loud.
By the way ... you must be pure beefcake to have had things like this happen to you . And don't be modest either. It just gives the rest of the herd a thought that we would have a shot at stuff like this.
Great story . Keep 'em coming. I for one don't mind stuff like this ( some of the guys don't care for rickarghls stuff but it makes for a nice break in my opinion ) .
I'm originally from The Big O and have actually had coffee from that Tim's !
I am never going to look at it the same again.
Now work with me on this one ...
We all agree that Ottawa is the shits for our hobby.
If you ever hear from this girl you should let her know that she could make a small fortune filling a gap up there. I personally would drive back for that experience alone ! She could plug in here on TERB and we would line up.
If you're not comfortable ... I understand , however it appears that this girl could use the cake.
Just me thinking aout loud.
By the way ... you must be pure beefcake to have had things like this happen to you . And don't be modest either. It just gives the rest of the herd a thought that we would have a shot at stuff like this.
Great story . Keep 'em coming. I for one don't mind stuff like this ( some of the guys don't care for rickarghls stuff but it makes for a nice break in my opinion ) .
Timber... You lucky ba@@@@d. Even if it's a bit embellished it's still a great story.
Can't quite compete, but.... A survey woman once stopped me and asked if I was under 21. I'm 25 but I'm flattered was my James Bond Like reply. Anyway we made some eye contact and laughed it off and I went on my way.
Later I walked back and she was still there. "How's it going?" I say. She remembered me and to cut a long story short we went for a drink.
Ended up in the back seat of my car behind her apt. (apparently she had a room mate or something) CBJ, (had to stop at a store for the covering!) and cowgirl amongst the regular DFK and groping.
Average looking girl, great surveyor!
Can't quite compete, but.... A survey woman once stopped me and asked if I was under 21. I'm 25 but I'm flattered was my James Bond Like reply. Anyway we made some eye contact and laughed it off and I went on my way.
Later I walked back and she was still there. "How's it going?" I say. She remembered me and to cut a long story short we went for a drink.
Ended up in the back seat of my car behind her apt. (apparently she had a room mate or something) CBJ, (had to stop at a store for the covering!) and cowgirl amongst the regular DFK and groping.
Average looking girl, great surveyor!
Just like a Terbite to make a hot trist in the back seat of a car with a surveyor sound like an SP review with the CBJ, cowgirl and DFK........chris123 said:
By the way, she made you put a condom on to blow you???? How much did you pay her, what are her rates? Contact info?
So, this morning, I park on Argyle Ave, near Bank St. and this huge guy comes out of nowhere with an aluminum baseball bat and starts screaming about me having sex with his girlfriend. I said I had never been there before, but he wouldn't listen. Finally I gave him $20 for a large coffee and he took off.
All tongue in cheek of course.
All tongue in cheek of course.
cool
Timberwolf
i believe u, shit happens all the time, women are like men, just do not come out and act like us.
oh the stories i could tell.......... damn!!!
Muddy
Timberwolf
i believe u, shit happens all the time, women are like men, just do not come out and act like us.
oh the stories i could tell.......... damn!!!
Muddy
Just using the Boards lingo. FYI NO$ and no contact info. And at a guess I'd say she didn't want a guy that she'd just met's uncovered cock / cum in her mouth. 2 SOG'S: ( sorry about the term).thecoolguyms72 said:
You guys crack me up. Great comments.
No problem champ. If I ever see this woman again, I''ll chain her to the bedpost and give you a call.lol
No problem champ. If I ever see this woman again, I''ll chain her to the bedpost and give you a call.lol
Too funny
Thanks for the laugh Fuity Hare... too funny.The Fruity Hare said:So, this morning, I park on Argyle Ave, near Bank St. and this huge guy comes out of nowhere with an aluminum baseball bat and starts screaming about me having sex with his girlfriend. I said I had never been there before, but he wouldn't listen. Finally I gave him $20 for a large coffee and he took off.
All tongue in cheek of course.
Has this happened to you guys over the past several days since reading this:
I find myself out in public ... in malls , on sales calls at work , at the bank , driving my car ... whatever and thinking what happened here and thinking " hey man ... it could happen with that girl right here , right now " !!!
See ... I knew it ... I knew it would make me think it was possible.
I've been waiting for a reason to drop 15 pounds and take better care of myself . This seems as good as any.
And that day when I'm taking a strange piece of tail in the bushes in public with some dirty young thing I will think :
" this shit does really happen" !!!
Ahh what the hell ... you gotta dream.
I find myself out in public ... in malls , on sales calls at work , at the bank , driving my car ... whatever and thinking what happened here and thinking " hey man ... it could happen with that girl right here , right now " !!!
See ... I knew it ... I knew it would make me think it was possible.
I've been waiting for a reason to drop 15 pounds and take better care of myself . This seems as good as any.
And that day when I'm taking a strange piece of tail in the bushes in public with some dirty young thing I will think :
" this shit does really happen" !!!
Ahh what the hell ... you gotta dream.
champ
It happens (as it did for me) when you LEAST expect it. Just be ready when it does. Opportunities like this are few and far between. Drop your pounds now and get ready or forever hold your own pecker!!
It happens (as it did for me) when you LEAST expect it. Just be ready when it does. Opportunities like this are few and far between. Drop your pounds now and get ready or forever hold your own pecker!!
