My Dick

Come on, guys! I'm looking for some creative ones from you!

My dick, wears an extra large magnum

Your dick, needs viagra to even function
 
My dick flies first class.
Your dick, smells like dudes ass.

My dick, gets bottle service.
Your dick, makes sheep nervous.
 
My dick is known to it's female followers as The King,
Your dick, The Pink Fairy, has a queer following*

*Not that there's anything wrong with that!