My dick...

[genintoronto]

... is a well used Strap-on

Your dick... can't get it goin' on!

My dicks come in various colors, sizes and shapes,
Your dick is always the same;

My dicks are always hard,
Your dick needs the blue pill;

My dicks hide a wet pussy,
Your dick wishes it could see one.

 

[RTRD]

Ok...

My dicks come in various colors, sizes and shapes,
Your dick is always the same;

My dicks are always hard,
Your dick needs the blue pill;

My dicks hide a wet pussy,
Your dick wishes it could see one.

...so yes, I am impressed with the intellectual implications. I understand what you are doing here. I get it.

But dear heart...did you click on the link? The URL?

You know....rhyme....beat box....iteration?

 

[RTRD]

...even gets laid on vacation

Your dick...has to settle for PlayStation


My dick...makes the girls go "Wee!!"

Your dick...can only play Wii


My dick...has rhymes that flow

Your dick...got booted from the show


My dick...macks to Kyra and Gen

Your dick...calls Rosanne and Ellen


My dick...sits at the table head

Your dick...just sits up and begs


My dick....pushes that Rover

Your dick...just moves the fuck over

 

[genintoronto]

...so yes, I am impressed with the intellectual implications. I understand what you are doing here. I get it.

But dear heart...did you click on the link? The URL?

You know....rhyme....beat box....iteration?

You got me. No, I didn't click on the link. Too lazy.

But can't a girl take some creative liberties? Especially a girl with a strapon?

 

[Kyra.Graves]

My dick...macks to Kyra and Gen

Your dick...calls Rosanne and Ellen

My dick... makes MLAM bend

Your dick... sores on the end.

 

[genintoronto]

My dick... makes MLAM bend

Your dick... sores on the end.

Heh heh.

 

[antaeus]

my dick...Obama

your dick...stuck in your pyjama

 

[y2kmark]

Hey!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg9Qcj9mrLE

My dick...fought in the war

Your dick...hid behind a door

(the shit you think of when you really should be sleeping)

That Dick is Cheny!!


My dick is liked by all the ladies

Your dick looks like it has rabies

 

[RTRD]

...had sushi and sex tonight

Your dick...had to settle for porn, right?


My dick...tapped that redhead's ass

Your dick...was pressed against the glass


My dick...got lots of attention

Your dick...was at the comic convention


My dick...already scheduled Miss New Booty

Your dick...switches to left hand duty

 

[RTRD]

For you...

You got me. No, I didn't click on the link. Too lazy.

But can't a girl take some creative liberties? Especially a girl with a strapon?

...anything...AFTER you take that strap on off, because I don't know WTF you think you are going to be doing with it, unless Kyra is coming over as well REAL SOON...

 

[genintoronto]

...anything...AFTER you take that strap on off, because I don't know WTF you think you are going to be doing with it, unless Kyra is coming over as well REAL SOON...

Why? You'd like to be the recipient of some DP?

 

[The Options Menu]

I'm an IT geek so:

My dick is the mighty slayer of dragons,
You dick belongs to somebody that rides toy wagons.

Why? You'd like to be the recipient of some DP?

I don't know about him, and 'no', but I could use some finger in the bum.

 

[RTRD]

No...

Why? You'd like to be the recipient of some DP?

...but if you fancy I am sure Kyra and I can work something out....

 

[genintoronto]

...but if you fancy I am sure Kyra and I can work something out....

How about the two of us with the biggest cocks get to call the shots?

(Bad pun, I know).