My dick...

RTRD

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...strong like Superman

Your dick...weak like Peter Pan


My dick....gets pussy all day

Your dick...has to pay to play


My dick...PS3

Your dick....Atari


My dick....goes to after parties

Your dick....sleeps at Harvey's


My dick...makes women scream

Your dick...soft like ice cream


My dick....King Kong

Your dick...Donkey Kong


My dick...thick like a tree

Your dick...a little wee wee


My dick...slick like Ferrari

Your dick...a beat up jalopy


My dick...scores like Kobe

Your dick...made her say "you bore me"


My dick...had her on the ceiling

Your dick...made her miss that feeling


My dick...up all night

Your dick...turns out the lights


My dick...stars in her dreams

Your dick...only has wet dreams


My dick...fought in the war

Your dick...hid behind a door


My dick...hard as steel

Your dick...can only eat oatmeal


My dick...fat and juicy like steak

Your dick...looks like a mistake


My dick......respected

Your dick......rejected


My dick...worshiped by many

Your dick...not loved by any


My dick...had Paris Hilton

Your dick...had a guy named Milton


My dick...known around the world

Your dick...is known as "Earl"


My dick...gets paid all day

Your dick...gets paid to go away


My dick...is a legend in its time

Your dick...is a legend in your mind


My dick...has many uses

Your dick...has many excuses


My dick...gets rode like a bike

Your dick...has to fly a kite


My dick...gets more ass than a toilet seat

Your dick...has to settle for stinky feet


My dick...gets her wet

Your dick...she wouldn't do on a bet


My dick...makes her wanna holler

Your dick...is worth about a dollar


My dick...gets so much trim

Your dick...should go to the gym


My dick...gets laid like tile

Your dick...got put on trial


...keep it going...

(the shit you think of when you really should be sleeping)
 
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...got knighted

Your dick...got slighted


My dick...never misses

Your dick...only pisses
 
Your dick........

......is sick!


Your dick......

.....discharges Nestles Quick.

Your dick.....

......is slick


Cause your dick.........

..........is sick.

Your dick...........

.........is puking green puss.

Your dick is quick.........

.......it is faster than a bullet can go a click ( km. )


Your dick.......


..........has a name. The SWs call it Amoeba ( google it )


Your dick.......

.....is dead, it hangs there like a sack of lead.

Your dick........

.........is dead, but you tell people its just asleep in bed.

Your dick............

...stinks of decomp!:eek:
 
My dick

.......fresh like summer breeze

Your dick....reek like old swiss cheese.
 
...sleek and circumcised

Your dick...looks terrorized


My dick...rocks the world

Your dick...makes women hurl
 
my dick........can satisfy a whale

your dick.......satisfies a guy name Dale
 
my dick...is too big to hold
your dick...can not see cause of your stomach folds
 
...makes the women go crazy

Your dick...acts so lazy


My dick...has my beeper blowing up

Your dick...makes the girls throw up


My dick...lean and mean

Your dick...shouldn't be seen


My dick.....gangsta

Your dick.....wanksta
 
My dick ... rocks....
Your dick ... isn't even a cock ...
 
...makes the girls say "Hi!!"

Your dick...makes the girls say "Bye!!"


My dick...rocks the VIP room

Your dick...belongs in a tomb


My dick...special and unique

Your dick...ugly and it reeks


My dick...can make a dyke convert

Your dick...makes her say "PERVERT!!"
 
I just want to know how you guys know about each others DICKS!!!! Is there some kind of review board where you can compare or..............? LOL