About nine years ago I was returning to Winnipeg from a seven day fishing trip in northern Manitoba. Every day we ate shore lunch. Fresh Walleye, fried potatoes, freid onions, baked beans.
After seven days in the bush and upon arriving in the Peg I was feeling quite "randy". Picked up the local paper went to the back pages and noticed an escort agency advertising a "beautiful, slim, exotic, young Asian girl". Made the call and one hour later the knock on the hotel room door.
She wasn't Asian, most certainly not slim by any standards, not a touch of exotica, but the young part fit the add. She enters the room. Asks for $750.00 for two hours. Now remember I have been seven days in the bush so I hand over the money. Tell her I'm going to have a shower. Finish the shower and sit beside her on the bed. She gives me the rules: no kissing, no touching her breasts, yada yada. I'm still "randy".
She starts to take her clothes off. Off comes the dress, and then she farts. She blushes and excuses herself and heads to the washroom. The walls are thin in this hotel room. Much much to thin. While she is in the washroom she lets two more loud farts off. She returns to the bedroom and proceeds to undress and explains to me she had just eaten Chinese food and it disagrees with her. At this point I'm really randy and want to get laid.
She continues to undress, each piece of undergarment she takes off is accompanied by a large fart. I start to giggle. The more she farts the more I giggle. By the time she is completely naked I'm doubled up on the bed howling with laughter. She is getting upset. Her face is contorted with anger. Tears are running down my cheeks. Now remember I just got back from seven days of eating fried fish, fried potatoes, fried onions, and baked beans.
Yep, I let loose the fart from hell! Probably one of the most atrocious things to ever come from my back side. The look of astonishment on her face was to much for me to handle. Now I'm pounding the pillow with laughter. She gives me a dirty look and says to me "that's no way to treat a lady". She proceeds to the washroom, gets dressed, and leaves the room with my $750.00. In hindsight I guess I did get screwed. GB
After seven days in the bush and upon arriving in the Peg I was feeling quite "randy". Picked up the local paper went to the back pages and noticed an escort agency advertising a "beautiful, slim, exotic, young Asian girl". Made the call and one hour later the knock on the hotel room door.
She wasn't Asian, most certainly not slim by any standards, not a touch of exotica, but the young part fit the add. She enters the room. Asks for $750.00 for two hours. Now remember I have been seven days in the bush so I hand over the money. Tell her I'm going to have a shower. Finish the shower and sit beside her on the bed. She gives me the rules: no kissing, no touching her breasts, yada yada. I'm still "randy".
She starts to take her clothes off. Off comes the dress, and then she farts. She blushes and excuses herself and heads to the washroom. The walls are thin in this hotel room. Much much to thin. While she is in the washroom she lets two more loud farts off. She returns to the bedroom and proceeds to undress and explains to me she had just eaten Chinese food and it disagrees with her. At this point I'm really randy and want to get laid.
She continues to undress, each piece of undergarment she takes off is accompanied by a large fart. I start to giggle. The more she farts the more I giggle. By the time she is completely naked I'm doubled up on the bed howling with laughter. She is getting upset. Her face is contorted with anger. Tears are running down my cheeks. Now remember I just got back from seven days of eating fried fish, fried potatoes, fried onions, and baked beans.
Yep, I let loose the fart from hell! Probably one of the most atrocious things to ever come from my back side. The look of astonishment on her face was to much for me to handle. Now I'm pounding the pillow with laughter. She gives me a dirty look and says to me "that's no way to treat a lady". She proceeds to the washroom, gets dressed, and leaves the room with my $750.00. In hindsight I guess I did get screwed. GB
