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Muslims should learn German!

happy the man

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Hey HOF, let me help you make this joke more acceptable.

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New Zealanders should learn German!
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.


The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a New Zealander I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel, mate!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

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You see, now it's ok. Just use a white minority, you can make any joke or comment, and no one will complain.
Finally someone with a sense of humour. Add Canadian to the list and call it a wash...
 

Keebler Elf

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It may be a joke but it's definitely not a very good one. The Muslim is definitely a modification to the original joke. And not a very good one I might add.

For the OP's benefit, what makes the (original) joke is that the Muslim is doing something that is stereotypically Muslim (e.g., the calling the farmer an Infidel part). But the "speak English" part is totally irrelevant to Muslims, which is what makes this "joke" fall down.
 

HOF

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It may be a joke but it's definitely not a very good one. The Muslim is definitely a modification to the original joke. And not a very good one I might add.

For the OP's benefit, what makes the (original) joke is that the Muslim is doing something that is stereotypically Muslim (e.g., the calling the farmer an Infidel part). But the "speak English" part is totally irrelevant to Muslims, which is what makes this "joke" fall down.
This coming from the person who created the thread "Tila Tequila is a psycho nutjob" What a hypocrite you are Keebler Elf. Do you in fact have a medical diagnosis in front of you that indicates your comment. Your comment was made by you! Not a joke! It was your words. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones SPORT!
 

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HOF..... the joke was tasteless. Admit it. Its one thing to tell it to some buddies who know you (although still tasteless), but it hits a whole new level posting on a TO board where some of the members may in fact be Muslim, and may in fact get offended.

Yes, I have in fact told my share of tasteless jokes in my time. I hope I used better judgement on where I've told them.

Cheers!
 

Mia.Colpa

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Insert Catholic, Jew, Buddhist, or any other religious group, ethnic or other social group for Muslim, don't know why Muslim was picked for this joke, you have to be careful in today's world. I can see how this can be viewed as racist and posting this would get some people upset, no matter what social group is named. Even identifying the farmer as German is racist. What used to be funny many, many years ago is not considered humurous today.
I knew this was going to happen, it was bound to offend some people. Some are ok with it, some aren't, so to avoid the backlash, best left unsaid. I used to laugh at these type of jokes years ago, no more, it's a whole new world we live in today.
 

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Admit what that it's a joke? Fine, It's a joke. If you don't like don't read it that is your choice. Some are reading way too much into this and inferring way too much as well. I tell you what if it offends you so much just put my heritage and religion in Scot, French and Catholic. Are we done whinning yet?
 

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I tell you what if it offends you so much just put my heritage and religion in Scot, French and Catholic. Are we done whinning yet?
Not funny! Like shooting fish in a barrel...lol!

Is this thread done yet? Oh, I forgot...I was leaving...
 

HOF

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Gee Happ, I don't know, are you done whinning about it?
 

HOF

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If a Muslim who is faithful enough to Islam to be offended by that joke wouldn`t he be more offended by this entire board?
Thank you very much for pointing that out.
 

Cinema Face

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First of all: Not funny.

Second of all: You have insulted Islam. You have to die.

Cuz Islam is are religion of peace, doncha know. (rolling eyes)
 

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It may be a joke but it's definitely not a very good one. The Muslim is definitely a modification to the original joke. And not a very good one I might add.

For the OP's benefit, what makes the (original) joke is that the Muslim is doing something that is stereotypically Muslim (e.g., the calling the farmer an Infidel part). But the "speak English" part is totally irrelevant to Muslims, which is what makes this "joke" fall down.
Who cares?

You ever speak to a Muslim guy, I mean really REALLY speak to one and ask him what he thinks about Christians and Jews. When you ask him about the Jews I sugest you move back 10 feet.
 

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Okay, well, seeing as I'm Muslim, and okay with the joke, can we move on to something more imporatant.


Where did I put my bong?
 
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