Muslims should learn German!

[HOF]

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.


The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

 

[WoodPeckr]

Sounds like toilet humor.....

 

[happy the man]

...also sounds racist!
You should consider deleting it.

 

[netcheesemo]

HOF is just telling the story. The German is the racist, not HOF

 

[jwmorrice]

Gott im Himmel. Once again, we sensitive and compassionate Germans are being picked on! I think I'm going cry now.

jwm

 

[Mia.Colpa]

Insert Catholic, Jew, Buddhist, or any other religious group, ethnic or other social group for Muslim, don't know why Muslim was picked for this joke, you have to be careful in today's world. I can see how this can be viewed as racist and posting this would get some people upset, no matter what social group is named. Even identifying the farmer as German is racist. What used to be funny many, many years ago is not considered humurous today.

 

[Medman52]

...also sounds racist!
You should consider deleting it.

Hey HOF, maybe not the most "politically correct" but funny man!!! Thanks, made me chuckle.

F*ck it...no need to delete it..we're all big boys and girls here!

 

[Old Milwaukee]

re joke

I don't find it funny.

Racism, naive and although not intended, is apparent. Sorry.

 

[HOF]

...also sounds racist!
You should consider deleting it.

No racism intended or inferred on my part. It's simply a joke. Could have been an Scotsman or Frenchman (me) inserted. P/C, no, so what, call the human rights commission. If the mods want to delete it, so be it. We use Newfies, Priests, fat, short, etc in jokes all the time. It's nothing more than a joke. Don't take things so seriously!

 

[HOF]

I don't find it funny.

Racism, naive and although not intended, is apparent. Sorry.

You're certainly entitled to your opinion, but I am not a racist nor am I naive. It's simply a joke, good taste/bad taste, but just a joke!

 

[Hurricane Hank]

I don't find it funny.

Racism, naive and although not intended, is apparent. Sorry.

I find it funny. PCness is over used these days. Lighten up.

 

[Cycleguy007]

I find it funny. PCness is over used these days. Lighten up.

Gonna hafta agree with HH here... (Did I say that outloud???)

The day that PC'ness infiltrates the lounge to the degree that a simple re-telling of a joke is not allowed, when it was obvious that no ill intent was implied.... may be my last...

 

[Brill]

If black people lightened up and white people darkened, would we be a nice uniform gray?

 

[HOF]

Now please explain the difference in offensiveness! Is this thread P/C? And, let`s get something else straight, it`s not racism because there is only one race (human race) last tiime that I checked, we all breathe the same air, require food for energy and bleed red! It would be prejudicial against another culture, ethnic group or religion. Those few that made comments towards me being racist, check yourself before you spout off at others!

Now, I`m short in stature, and I`ve heard all the short jokes in the world, which are not PC either.

I didn`t see any negative comments regarding this thread, and this could be deemed highly offensive. If you can`t handle it then leave the board!

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?269872-Is-sex-the-most-expensive-commodity-in-the-world

It`s post #21

 

[happy the man]

NOt gonna leave the board.

Doubt if your muslim friends would find it hilarious, let alone the few on this board.

It reminds me of all the great jokes about 'newfies', 'jews', 'gypies' and whaps...when I was 11...maybe 10! Hilararious!

PC? Not really, just human decency and respect...likewhat we demonstrate with the women we review on this board.

Just my opinion....HtM

PS So maybe the mods will send me to the woodshed...Happy the Bad!

 

[HOF]

No, Happy the man

I'm not deleting anything. If the mods want to delete it that is their perogative.

Response from one of my muslim buddies was you little scottish fucker! While laughin' with me about it.

Lighten up HtM and be happy!

You're just reading too much into something that is not there to serve your own agenda or opinion.

Did you check out that other thread with its post. Now, don't try tellin' me that isn't offensive.

 

[happy the man]

Insert Catholic, Jew, Buddhist, or any other religious group, ethnic or other social group for Muslim, don't know why Muslim was picked for this joke, you have to be careful in today's world. I can see how this can be viewed as racist and posting this would get some people upset, no matter what social group is named. Even identifying the farmer as German is racist. What used to be funny many, many years ago is not considered humurous today.

You mean this one....?

...not here to "convert" you or anything llike that...freedom of speech yada! Don't care if they pull your thread... or me!

I will finish here by saying it offends many from elsewhere that are trying to fucking make it and get accepted in Canadian society (muslims included)...and then they hear this shit!

Bye!
HtM
PS Sometimes you have to say something when it kicks you in the balls...

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Hey HOF, let me help you make this joke more acceptable.

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New Zealanders should learn German!
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.


The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a New Zealander I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel, mate!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

............................................

You see, now it's ok. Just use a white minority, you can make any joke or comment, and no one will complain.

 

[HOF]

Hey HOF, let me help you make this joke more acceptable.

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New Zealanders should learn German!
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.


The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a New Zealander I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel, mate!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

............................................

You see, now it's ok. Just use a white minority, you can make any joke or comment, and no one will complain.

Thank you fruity hare!

 

[biog]

You mean this one....?

...not here to "convert" you or anything llike that...freedom of speech yada! Don't care if they pull your thread... or me!

I will finish here by saying it offends many from elsewhere that are trying to fucking make it and get accepted in Canadian society (muslims included)...and then they hear this shit!

Bye!
HtM
PS Sometimes you have to say something when it kicks you in the balls...

Holy Drama Queen. Do us a favour then and provide a list of groups we can post jokes about.