I need someone with lots of "musical talent." By this I mean someone who can play a rusty trombone like no other. And just so there's no confusion ...
1. Rusty Trombone To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach around, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it brought a tear to my eye.
2. rusty trombone The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombone's sweet melody.
While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone
1. Rusty Trombone To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach around, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it brought a tear to my eye.
2. rusty trombone The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombone's sweet melody.
While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone
