Mrs. Cycleguy

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jiiimmm said:
oh you boys, stop picking on CG

Trust me he can take it

Any man who can wear spandex in public is tuff.
 

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Brill said:
You'll have to prove it.

Take a picture of her naked and spread eagled holding a newspaper with today's date and send it to me.
cc me lol
 

GDLLover

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Don't worry CG were all just jealous as hell here. Where do you think any of us could find an SO that brings home other ladies for us to have 3somes with.

Hail to the CG (CycleGod).

However if you ever get bored with her let me know and I'll take her off your hands. ;)

GDL
 
Well, well, well!

LOL! Looks like you boys have had some fun at my expense, but I guess you could say I brought that upon myself...

brill said:
I think she's a fantasy
Yes Brill, she is my fantasy cum true. I have told her that on MANY occasions, she is my dream girl!

sentry11 said:
I think you mean she is what guys fantasize about!!
Like Sentry said... this woman makes every effort to make my every fantasy a reality! Sentry11 is exactly the right guy to make such a comment, because based on what I've read, Mrs Sentry11 is very much like Mrs. Cycleguy! (And THEN some!) ;-)

jerk chicken said:
I have been fantasizing about Mrs. Cycleguy ever since I came to this board. But I too amazed how Cycleguy makes refernce to his SO in almost every post he makes. Here are some possible explanations:
1. Mrs. Cycleguy is a soon-to-be SP, and Cycleguy wants to pump her popularity before her debut.
2. Mrs. Cycleguy is a fantasy, she does not really exist - Now Mr. Cycleguy, you can only refute this theory by posting MRs. Cycleguy giving you bbbjcim.
3. Mrs. Cycleguy == Cycleguy himself

If Mrs. Cycleguy is for real, we'd all want to get in her pants already after countless sexual references Cycleguy made about her.
Yes Jerk Chicken, I do refer to her in a lot of my posts... but no more than all the other TERBS talk about their encounters with SP's. (OK maybe a bit more... since we have sex A LOT!)
1. No she will not be an SP... She wouldn't have the energy left LOL! (Sorry to burst your bubble.)
2. Refer to above answer regarding fantasy. There is such a picture of the misses doing exactly that, that you will likely never see it & it will never be posted in open forum! (A few very trustworthy Terbs have seen it though! ;-) You know who you are!)
3. Refer to above and below answers.

brill said:
Take a picture of her naked and spread eagled holding a newspaper with today's date and send it to me.
jerk chicken said:
I second Brill's ingenious proposal
las venganza said:
doggee_01 said:
cc me lol
Ya right... YOU GUYS WISH! However, as mentioned... I have posted pics of her on the board before. As well as myself on occasion. But, since you're being such dickheads about all this, you'll have to do your own homework to find them! :p

R A Z O R said:
YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP! And are a BIG PART of what keeps me coming back here! Don't ever change that about yourselves! The world needs more humour in it!

JohnFK said:
I believe in Mrs. Cycleguy.
When she's ready for a M>F<M, I will step up to the plate.
LOL! I believe you were actually the first to offer your services in such a manner! So far she isn't so inclined... she says I am the only guy for her... but... never say never! (Oh and there will be NO M/M interaction! No homo! LOL)

moresex4me said:
Okay, now I need to see the pic with a Cambridge paper with a recent (today or later) date on it...
Still trolling for pics eh moresex! Just be happy with the ones you got! LOL

OddSox said:
Or (4) Mr. CG is just seriously henpecked and just comes on here in a vain attempt to provide himself some small basis for a modicum of self-esteem...does she spank you when you're bad?
No, not henpecked in the least... just a very happy guy that found his perfect soul mate... you guys should all be so lucky! But... yes, Mrs. Cycleguy has been known to spank me on occasion! ;-)

OTB said:
Does my GF count?
Yes, she does... make that 4 TERBS that brag about their SO's.

papasmerf said:
She exists and is very real.
Oh ya... I forgot about that. For those of you that don't know, pappy recommended Otto's Restaurant for the best wings around, so on a recent trip through his neck of the woods we stopped there for lunch. I don't know if he was there at the time, (he may have been) but I wrote him a note saying thanks for the recommendation and left him a Livestrong wrist band (as proof it was me) and left it with the bar tender.

skyfire said:
Mrs Cycleguy does exist.....this dude is truthful and honest...unlike the rest of us.....lol! I still owe you a beer!
Although Skyfire has not met Mrs. Cycleguy, he is referring to another situation which I helped him with. Like I said SF... make mine a rye or rum & diet coke!

jiiimmm said:
oh you boys, stop picking on CG
No, by all means, pick away. I can take it... and I can dish it out too! (You would happen to be my brother named Jim would you? If so, good for you! Get yourself laid already! Since your divorce, you've been a lil uptight! LOL :p)

papasmerf said:
Any man who can wear spandex in public is tuff.
Man- between you and Rockslinger, I don't know who is more horny for dudes in cycling shorts! Those things are built for FUNCTION not FASHION! LOL

Swingdancer said:
Its all true. And I venture to guess he hasnt lied about a thing. I envy their relationship.
Thanks swingdancer! Appreciate you coming onto this thread to voice your opinion.

jerk chicken said:
Who wants to BUKAKKE Mrs. Cycleguy?
Behave yourself JC...

GDLover said:
Don't worry CG were all just jealous as hell here. Where do you think any of us could find an SO that brings home other ladies for us to have 3somes with.

Hail to the CG (CycleGod).

However if you ever get bored with her let me know and I'll take her off your hands
LOL! Thanks GDLover... but I really don't mind. Like I said, I am fully aware of the fact that I am not the norm here... and I accept the fact that alot of members think I'm full of shit. I've been talking about my wife/ my SO/ Mrs. Cycleguy for 8+ months now, and quite frankly am very surprised more people haven't cried SHILL!

It is what it is though, and since I don't see SP's, I can only relate my sexual experiences with Mrs. Cycleguy, so that is how I share... Anyone who doesn't like this... well, do what I do when I see a post or thread that I may not agree with or find interesting, offer your opinion, or call BS or just ignore it. As far as I know, I am following the rules of the board, so what difference does it make.

Oh and BTW... "if you ever get bored with her let me know and I'll take her off your hands" that line is growing longer and longer! LOL

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Mr. Lucky said:
Here's a pic I caught of Mrs. Cycleguy
LOL! Pretty close actually! But Mrs. Cycleguy's hair isn't as long, and she doesn't ride... :-(

moresex4me said:
Longest post ever, and useless without pictures, bikeboy.
LOL! You haven't seen some of mlam's then! LOL (Still trolling eh LOL! :rolleyes: )
 

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Cycleguy007 said:
LOL! You haven't seen some of mlam's then! LOL (Still trolling eh LOL! )
Hey, you are always the first to say a thread or post is useless without pictures, aren't you?

That, and I had to delete the pm's you sent me because of the 30 limit... :(
 

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Cycleguy007 said:
LOL! Pretty close actually! But Mrs. Cycleguy's hair isn't as long, and she doesn't ride... :-(


she doesn't ride.....WHELL SHE IS OFF MY TDL........lol
 
moresex4me said:
Hey, you are always the first to say a thread or post is useless without pictures, aren`t you?
True... I am. You have me there... but, like I said, I have posted them elsewhere, so I don`t feel the need to post them again. If you wanna get ambitious, be my guest... there IS a search feature on this forum...

moresex4me said:
I had to delete the pm`s you sent me because of the 30 limit...
Sorry about your luck then... but YOU HAVE seen some of them.

brill said:
Still no proof.
You haven`t been reading this thread then... several TERB`s have already confirmed they have seen some pics, and one even OUTRIGHT confirmed it. :rolleyes:
 

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Seeing is believing.
Send me a nude pic with her holding today's newspaper.

I don't think Swingdancer exists either, probably calloway's alter ego.

:rolleyes:
 

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this thread is becoming very entertaining. if i knew how i would post a poll to see if cycleguy should post a pic!!!
 
Brill said:
Seeing is believing.
Send me a nude pic with her holding today's newspaper.

I don't think Swingdancer exists either, probably calloway's alter ego.
Maybe YOU don't exist, and you are an "agent" from that "other XXterb site that is just here to cause trouble! :rolleyes:

(Two can play that game Brill...)
 

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Okay, how about a compromise? I'm a reasonable guy. :rolleyes:

A topless pic showing no face, but holding today's newspaper.
 
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