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A Detroit man who died early Sunday in a one-car crash was pantsless and masturbating while watching a pornographic movie on his cell phone, according to police who investigated the accident.

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poor fellow

if only he had known about TERB

no need to jerk off while driving when there are so many MPAs to do it for you

Seriously

Bill C-36 does not account for guys who need surrogate sex workers, it is as though the need for sex is some kind of perversion
 
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On the road with Willy
Hopefully it was a solo crash, something like he was doing.
Wonder if his orgasm happened at the critical moment?
Imagine being the ambulance guys. Not bad enough you have to handle a naked dead guy but also with cum shots.
I know someone who isn't going to Heaven.
 
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So he was stiff even before he died.
 
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He died.........uuuuuummmm....... doing what he loved.
 
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As sad as it is that someone lost his life, some people really do get what they deserve.
 
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notthemama said:
Hopefully it was a solo crash, something like he was doing.
Wonder if his orgasm happened at the critical moment?
Imagine being the ambulance guys. Not bad enough you have to handle a naked dead guy but also with cum shots.
I know someone who isn't going to Heaven.
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EMT's would see some pretty gruesome stuff including cum stains on things, so I don't think it would faze them much. Just imagine if the phone survived the impact. The EMT's would be greeted with all the moaning sounds.
 
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LMAO I'm sure he had his priorities.
 
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How tragic... could have easily happened to any of us...
 
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Is this one of those urban legends like the one about the cops finding two people dead in a car in a highway accident. Both were not wearing seat belts and the guy had his pants unzipped but did not have a cock. They later found the cock in the woman's throat at the morgue.
 
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when I drove truck I HAD A GOOD VIEW of motorists

I would see blowjobs while driving on expressway

Some of the girls enjoyed being watched as they would look up to make eye contact with me then go back down

I would stay well behind until her head popped back up and it was over


That has to be worse than a DRUNK DRIVING WHILE ON A CELL PHONE and is very foolish
 
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I'm scrolling down the page through the other articles in that link...all I can think is omfg, humanity is doomed.
 
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