Most Romantic...Least Romantic...

[kbluejayk]

Compose a 2-line Rhyme with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line:
e.g.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

 

[DistantVoyeur]

I love you for what is inside
But why is your ass so wide?

Sorry Greekster.

 

[kbluejayk]

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.

 

[t8rs]

You're the bee's knees in the Summer
Now get down on yours and gimme a hummer

 

[markvee]

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Please wipe your ass and fetch me something to eat.

 

[markvee]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
No, I will not because that would be gay.

 

[foxwilly]

You are by far the most beautful woman in the biz.
Now get on your knees and swallow my jizz

 

[markvee]

Roses are red; violets are blue.
Open your mouth; I'm ready to poo.

 

[kbluejayk]

I see your face when i am dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

 

[Terminator2000]

I see your face when i am dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

That brought up an akon melody...

 

[a 1 player]

Before I met you my heart was famished
Now hurry up woman and make me a sammich.

 

[kbluejayk]

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty...and so is your head.

 

[toughb]

"The heart has reasons which the reason cannot understand.
But please stop using your hand"

 

[DistantVoyeur]

Without you my life would be hollow,
Now dammit, don't spit, swallow!

 

[kbluejayk]

My love, you take my breath away,
what have you stepped in to smell this way?

 

[kbluejayk]

I love your face, your smile, your eyes...
Damn! i'm good at telling lies!

 

[Greekster]

I loved my GF. What a wonderful lass.
But truth is I only, liked her for her ass.

 

[kbluejayk]

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
two parts vodka, one part lime!

 

[kman32]

My tender young heart weeps sweet joyful tears of love for thee.
NOW can I borrow 200 bucks??? I wanna fuck my SP.

 

[kbluejayk]

I want to feel your warm and sweet embrace,
but don't take that paper bag off your face