1. Had a wet fart that stained the underwear right before the session, had to leave the underwear in the car trunk before going up the hotel room.
2. Dropped my underwear in the toilet by accident, had to put it my pocket when I left,
3. Had to take a dump and realized the toilet was really slow flushing, had to wait 5 minutes for the water to refill so I could flush again, then another 5 minutes to finish the job.
4. Forgot to trim a long nose hair, and it was sticking out and super itchy when trying to kiss the lady, I was unable to look at the lady in the eyes.
5. Visited an indy who's a college girl, and afterwards was told to take that plastic bag of used tissues and condoms and dispose of it.
6. Brushed my teeth but forgot to use toothpicks, and forgot to chew mint gum, so the lady accused me of bad breath, was told to brush twice, and she's still not happy.
7. Booked first appointment, was told to leave because that lady "wasn't comfortable", in reality she wanted to see her regular client, I later learned she had this black dude hiding somewhere in the condo as "security".
8. Corned by the pimp who extorted almost $300 from me after a bad session that never happened.
9. The lady was a total trashy drug whore...and I didn't know why I stayed and banged her twice...
10. First time seeing an SP, she's old with really flabby skin, dark nipples, couldn't get hard at all, and never saw an escort again until 3 years later...
11. Couldn't get hard because I got turned off by the veins on this lady's breasts, and she laughed at me.
2. Dropped my underwear in the toilet by accident, had to put it my pocket when I left,
3. Had to take a dump and realized the toilet was really slow flushing, had to wait 5 minutes for the water to refill so I could flush again, then another 5 minutes to finish the job.
4. Forgot to trim a long nose hair, and it was sticking out and super itchy when trying to kiss the lady, I was unable to look at the lady in the eyes.
5. Visited an indy who's a college girl, and afterwards was told to take that plastic bag of used tissues and condoms and dispose of it.
6. Brushed my teeth but forgot to use toothpicks, and forgot to chew mint gum, so the lady accused me of bad breath, was told to brush twice, and she's still not happy.
7. Booked first appointment, was told to leave because that lady "wasn't comfortable", in reality she wanted to see her regular client, I later learned she had this black dude hiding somewhere in the condo as "security".
8. Corned by the pimp who extorted almost $300 from me after a bad session that never happened.
9. The lady was a total trashy drug whore...and I didn't know why I stayed and banged her twice...
10. First time seeing an SP, she's old with really flabby skin, dark nipples, couldn't get hard at all, and never saw an escort again until 3 years later...
11. Couldn't get hard because I got turned off by the veins on this lady's breasts, and she laughed at me.
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