1) A doctor was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, 'So how's you're breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good, except for the Kentucky jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste,' the patient replied. The doctor then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly.
2) A new young MD doing his residency in OB medicine was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied, 'No doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.'
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That's all folks. I have to go CB for a fix now.
2) A new young MD doing his residency in OB medicine was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied, 'No doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.'
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That's all folks. I have to go CB for a fix now.
