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jcpro

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Leimonis

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LOL! Everyone knows now that the laptop is genuine, except you and few lefty extremists living in denial.
and nobody gives two shits except you and a few righty extremists living in breitbart world
 

Valcazar

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Hunter's stuff will be front and center. Who can resist blow and hookers in prime time.
That's a good point.
It's the most salacious and the easiest to cover up for not finding anything by just saying "isn't this sordid?" so that makes it the best choice to use as a cynical political tactic like Benghazi was against Clinton.
 
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jcpro

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That's a good point.
It's the most salacious and the easiest to cover up for not finding anything by just saying "isn't this sordid?" so that makes it the best choice to use as a cynical political tactic like Benghazi was against Clinton.
ROTFLMFAO!! Benghazi was simple ineptitude, in other words- a normal governmental action. Hunter's shakedowns, in his daddy's shadow, is something completely different. Hunter's "spicy " content is just a cherry on the sundae. One thing is for sure, the Republicans will not have to call fake witnesses to provide tertiary hearsay- they'll let the laptop do the talking...along with the business partners who are already on record. It should be fun.
 

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Valcazar

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ROTFLMFAO!! Benghazi was simple ineptitude, in other words- a normal governmental action. Hunter's shakedowns, in his daddy's shadow, is something completely different. Hunter's "spicy " content is just a cherry on the sundae. One thing is for sure, the Republicans will not have to call fake witnesses to provide tertiary hearsay- they'll let the laptop do the talking...along with the business partners who are already on record. It should be fun.
Nothing on the laptop is going to prove a shakedown though. You will have to get witnesses.
You already have the ones on the record and they have provided nothing useful.
I know it doesn't matter when you are faking an investigation for political points (and I understand that you think that is the only reason anyone would do that and so don't understand the difference).
In the end, of course, they only need it to take a few points of potential voters who just want their nonsense to stop for it to be effective for them.

ROTFLMFAO! I gift that just keeps on giving

See?
"Hunter was mad at his stepmom!" is the kind of thing that has no policy implications, but you think is great and can make for "reality tv trainwreck" kinds of viewing.
That they are going to run congressional hearings on whether or not Hunter was mad at his step-mom because they think they can get good TV out of it and it will distract from them not doing anything useful for the country.

There is a nice advantage when your own side expects you to just lie and cynically grab for power.
It makes you sloppy, like the recent Supreme Court rulings not even bothering to pretend to have real legal principles, but it also lets you show off when you don't even have to care about making it make sound like you're serious.
 

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https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?te...eprompter-gaffe-end-apology&via=TheBabylonBee

POLITICS · JUL 8, 2022
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Leader of the free world and President of the United States Joe Biden issued an apology to the American people for an embarrassing blunder that had occurred earlier, stating the following:
"As President, the buck stops with me, pause for dramatic effect. Earlier, I read the wrong words in the teleprompter, don't say telecommuter or helicopter. I apologize for my latest teleprompter gaffe, end apology."

Following the public statement, members of the press were quickly ushered out of the fake press room and off the premises where the duct tape was removed from their mouths. The journalists then began reporting on the relief of having a gracious, humble president who was not Trump.
Biden aides quickly logged into Twitter to remind everyone that Biden did not actually say those things that the whole world watched him say.
At publishing time, Biden's Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre had responded to questions about his capacity to serve as president with the poignant reminder she was a black, gay, immigrant woman.

LOL......Babylon Bee has me in stitches these days.
 
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The Oracle

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CELEBS · JUL 7, 2022
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden awarded the Medal of Freedom to Megan Rapinoe today, but was devastated to learn that her pink hair doesn't actually smell like strawberries.
"I gave one of those medal things to that nice young man Merv Raptart today and his hair was pink! You ever seen such a thing? I didn't know they made that kind of hair. Looks like strawberries," said Biden to one of his travel catheters he mistook for a CNN correspondent. "But then I leaned in, and it smelled all sweaty and oily. Like hippie shampoo. No strawberry smell. Not even Jolly Rancher strawberry. Come on, man! Ripoff!"

White House Sources say Biden was just joking — that the real reason he fumbled with the medal so long was because he was so deeply moved by Rapinoe's fight to get paid as much as the men's soccer team and while courageously kneeling for the national anthem.
"I'll tell you what, that boy's a national hero!" said Biden. "Takes real courage for a boy to run around with pink hair like that, especially if it doesn't smell like strawberries! Ripoff, man!"
At publishing time, Biden reported that Cindy McCain had also received a medal and her hair smelled much better.


Now usually Joe likes em much younger........
 
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https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Biden:+'I+Apologize+For+My+Latest+Teleprompter+Gaffe,+End+Apology'&url=https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-i-apologize-for-my-latest-teleprompter-gaffe-end-apology&via=TheBabylonBee

POLITICS · JUL 8, 2022
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Leader of the free world and President of the United States Joe Biden issued an apology to the American people for an embarrassing blunder that had occurred earlier, stating the following:
"As President, the buck stops with me, pause for dramatic effect. Earlier, I read the wrong words in the teleprompter, don't say telecommuter or helicopter. I apologize for my latest teleprompter gaffe, end apology."

Following the public statement, members of the press were quickly ushered out of the fake press room and off the premises where the duct tape was removed from their mouths. The journalists then began reporting on the relief of having a gracious, humble president who was not Trump.
Biden aides quickly logged into Twitter to remind everyone that Biden did not actually say those things that the whole world watched him say.
At publishing time, Biden's Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre had responded to questions about his capacity to serve as president with the poignant reminder she was a black, gay, immigrant woman.

LOL......Babylon Bee has me in stitches these days.
See, it doesn't even matter that the first video was edited bullshit, you just double down on the bullshit as if it were real.
The right wing is now just a party of trolls.
 
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CELEBS · JUL 7, 2022
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden awarded the Medal of Freedom to Megan Rapinoe today, but was devastated to learn that her pink hair doesn't actually smell like strawberries.
"I gave one of those medal things to that nice young man Merv Raptart today and his hair was pink! You ever seen such a thing? I didn't know they made that kind of hair. Looks like strawberries," said Biden to one of his travel catheters he mistook for a CNN correspondent. "But then I leaned in, and it smelled all sweaty and oily. Like hippie shampoo. No strawberry smell. Not even Jolly Rancher strawberry. Come on, man! Ripoff!"

White House Sources say Biden was just joking — that the real reason he fumbled with the medal so long was because he was so deeply moved by Rapinoe's fight to get paid as much as the men's soccer team and while courageously kneeling for the national anthem.
"I'll tell you what, that boy's a national hero!" said Biden. "Takes real courage for a boy to run around with pink hair like that, especially if it doesn't smell like strawberries! Ripoff, man!"
At publishing time, Biden reported that Cindy McCain had also received a medal and her hair smelled much better.


Now usually Joe likes em much younger........
Pathetic.
 

mandrill

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POLITICS · JUL 8, 2022
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Leader of the free world and President of the United States Joe Biden issued an apology to the American people for an embarrassing blunder that had occurred earlier, stating the following:
"As President, the buck stops with me, pause for dramatic effect. Earlier, I read the wrong words in the teleprompter, don't say telecommuter or helicopter. I apologize for my latest teleprompter gaffe, end apology."

Following the public statement, members of the press were quickly ushered out of the fake press room and off the premises where the duct tape was removed from their mouths. The journalists then began reporting on the relief of having a gracious, humble president who was not Trump.
Biden aides quickly logged into Twitter to remind everyone that Biden did not actually say those things that the whole world watched him say.
At publishing time, Biden's Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre had responded to questions about his capacity to serve as president with the poignant reminder she was a black, gay, immigrant woman.

LOL......Babylon Bee has me in stitches these days.
Yep. Your life must be pretty slow these days without listening to Joe Rogan recommending hydroychloroquine to all the rubes and mugs.
 

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Its amazing, The deterioration and protection.

After the mid terms the 25th amendment may come up......
 
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Frankfooter

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Ten year olds can terminate the presidency.....Good to know.....LOL.
So you have a chance,

See, the one vital difference between attacks on rump and Biden is that nobody needed to make up anything about rump, he was a constant source of idiotic statements and ideas, racist bullshit, pathetic bragging and the constant and obvious lies. But with Biden you don't even realize that you have to use manipulated video and faked bullshit to come up with any material at all.

SAD!

Maybe you should enjoy the weather and go nuke a hurricane or something.
 

The Oracle

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Its amazing, The deterioration and protection.

After the mid terms the 25th amendment may come up......

Biden's team is trying to cover it up,lol

Just own it.......As you say he's deteriorating rapidly.

Kamala isn't much better and she doesn't even have the dementia angle to use.
 
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