more agency tricks

CORRECTION2007

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To continue my story: the Department of Homeland Security can also manipulate your internet connection; they can freeze up the google map system while you are using it, for example; they can create a fake website, say, about a hotel, and stick it into google search ranking system to come up first in the search, in order to lure you into a fake hotel they have prepared to trap you. (Fake hotel or fake places are those where all the employees and customers are actually their agents. The DHS, knowing that you are about to enter a store or any institution, can take over that store or institution at any time and evacuate everyone therein and then fill the place with their agents pretending to be the employees and customers. They can also evacuate a internet forum where you visit and interact with people.) This they can do both in North America and in foreign countries. They learned techniques like this from some other agency. They can also disconnect your phone calls at any time.

If their target is going to a hospital, the DHS can also evacuate all the patients in the hospital and send in their agents pretending to be patients. They are less likely to be pretending to be doctors, but they usually will have the cooperation of the doctors in this pretending game.

Anyway, survival knowledge for those who need it, such as activists.
 
I've figured it out.


this is just Great Bear playing a joke on us, has to be, not even tov and woody are this paranoid.


Good one GB, you can fess up now.


Clever bear


No homo.

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I have heard they have also set up a fake escort review board wherein all the members are actually agents. They lure you to incalls with fake reviews so as to trap you.


beware.
 
red said:
I have heard they have also set up a fake escort review board wherein all the members are actually agents. They lure you to incalls with fake reviews so as to trap you.


beware.


Thats why I cover my keyboard with tinfoil.
 
LancsLad said:
not even tov and woody are this paranoid.


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I have a buck that says you are wrong. :p
 
CORRECTION2007 said:
To continue my story: the Department of Homeland Security .......


... If their target is going to a hospital, the DHS can also evacuate all the patients in the hospital and send in their agents pretending to be patients. They are less likely to be pretending to be doctors, but they usually will have the cooperation of the doctors in this pretending game.

Anyway, survival knowledge for those who need it, such as activists.

Post of the month. Can you top that Baby ?
 
That's why I always select the second hotel listed. (Oh shit, now they know - I better start picking the third one - damn, did it again).

The last time I went to the hospital, the agent who pretended to have his arm severed was pretty convincing but I saw through it.
 
I hear that to make the scene more 'real', they'll get agents with fake dogs to shit fake poo on the sidewalk. It might look like poo, but it is really millions of tiny signaling devices designed to track people by sticking to their shoes.

red said:
I have heard they have also set up a fake escort review board wherein all the members are actually agents. They lure you to incalls with fake reviews so as to trap you.


beware.
 
papasmerf said:
I have a buck that says you are wrong. :p


Thats a bet I wouldn't mind loosing.

Those two would look great together wearing nice white sleevelss coats and safety sitting helmets.
 
basketcase said:
That's why I always select the second hotel listed. (Oh shit, now they know - I better start picking the third one - damn, did it again).

The last time I went to the hospital, the agent who pretended to have his arm severed was pretty convincing but I saw through it.



Don't admit in public , that you sawed thru his arm. They are monitoring this right now , on their way to get me , hope I can finish th...................................................
 
Omg....

LancsLad said:
Thats why I cover my keyboard with tinfoil.
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RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is no such thing as tin foil. You've been duped............:eek:
 
basketcase said:
That's why I always select the second hotel listed. (Oh shit, now they know - I better start picking the third one - damn, did it again).

The last time I went to the hospital, the agent who pretended to have his arm severed was pretty convincing but I saw through it.

You know Morpheus ?
 
There is a lot more going on that we also don't see.

Just this morning on the drive to work I looked across the highway and didn't see a glowing cylindrical object in the sky following my every move. it wasn't there yesterday and sure enough, not today either. As if I'm going to believe that they aren't there just cause i can't see them.

There is also a large group of ninja attired secret agents that haven't been following me around. They didn't try to attack me with knives and water balloons but that doesn't mean they won't try it tomorrow.


if I never post again that means they got too me.


Don't stand too close, you won't be safe when driving home tonight. If you don't see them then they know that you're onto them.

beware.





Ah hell, better get back to work!



:)
 
I'm really feeling much better today, thank you very much. Honestly the pills worked.
 
LancsLad said:
I've figured it out.


this is just Great Bear playing a joke on us, has to be, not even tov and woody are this paranoid.


Good one GB, you can fess up now.


Clever bear

No homo.

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So it was you after all????????????
 
Holey Dell Gribble!!

THEY - meaning THEM -- Meaning ANYONE can also create a fake car that looks like your real car. The chassis, seats, tires, and engine are all made up of cleverly disguised agents moving in perfect symmetry. Special agents that can hum like engine parts are also recruited. If you don't drive they can gather more agents and make a fake bus. Several agents purposely don't bathe for a month to simulate the real bus smell. If your wife is pregnant a fake agent can take the babies place during the birth and emerge from the birth canal. You'd take the agent home and feed him at 2am and never know he wasn't your newborn child.


They're everywhere!!