Monetizing Assets

[Rockslinger]

Due to the current bleak economic climate, are you "monitizing" some or all of your assets? I hear of people selling their family jewels and just to-day I hear of people selling their burial plots (need the money to stay alive now). Personally, I sold my Maple Leaf seasons tickets and Wittnauer watch right here on TERB (no, I am not selling my horse or dog).

 

[Rockslinger]

I am in the process of trying to determine how to value them and where to sell them.

Here are a couple of ideas you can borrow from my friends.
1) Yard sale.
2) eBay

 

[hairyfucker]

Here are a couple of ideas you can borrow from my friends.
1) Yard sale.
2) eBay

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3)donate to less fortunate

I have the position to believe that most people on this forum are fortunate.

 

[Rockslinger]

add 3)donate to less fortunate

Yes, absolutley. Doesn't bring in money but rewards come in other forms. Goodwill, Value Village and Salvation Army get much of my used goods. Can I call you "Hairy"?

 

[Mia.Colpa]

I'm selling my money.

 

[hairyfucker]

I'm selling my money.

I'll give you $0.50 on the dollar for the whole lot.

 

[Doctor Zoidburg]

This might just be a rumor.

I heard that some girls are selling their ass and pussies!

 

[Rockslinger]

I heard that some girls are selling their ass and pussies!

The ladies keep telling me that it is not a sale but a time limited rental with restrictive terms and conditions.

 

[Cycleguy007]

The ladies keep telling me that it is not a sale but a time limited rental with restrictive terms and conditions.

Make sure you read the fine print (printed on the underside of the product in question...) it may even be in Braille!

 

[Mia.Colpa]

I heard that some girls are selling their ass and pussies!

Not true, they are selling their time and companionship.

What ever happens between two mutually consenting adults is beyond her control, lol.

 

[Mia.Colpa]

I'll give you $0.50 on the dollar for the whole lot.

Sold, you give me 50 cents Canadian for 1 EC dollar,

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

I heard that some girls are selling their ass and pussies!

A girl rented me her lush garden pardise, I told her that she should be paying me because I improve her property by installing a pump, but she refused to pay up because she said that when the lease agreement was up I removed the pump leaving a gaping hole in the property, and that there was a danger that the hole was accessable to children.

 

[hairyfucker]

Sold, you give me 50 cents Canadian for 1 EC dollar,

Why does everyone wanna give me southern coin? The last person I mentioned $$ to said they would give me Zimbabwe.

BTW East Caribbean Dollar (XCD) = 2.26:1

Zimbabwe Dollar (ZWD) = 8130594.38:1