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Monday A Federal Holiday - Dougie Boy Refuses to make It a Provincial one as well

Mr Deeds

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I hate to agree with Ford on anything but he's right, no need to take a day off for an old lady who was just a tourist attraction
 

mandrill

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Doug's got bigger plans. He's going to institute a provincial holiday called "Rob Ford Day" - the day that old Robbo finally left us and went to the big crack house / fast food joint in the sky, god bless him.

On that day, every Ontarian will park in a school parking lot with a 2-4 of Molson's, a couple of baggies of powder and a stash of weed and get high as fuck. And then hit the nearest strip mall fast food joints and order food in a bad fake Jamaican accent and tell random women "Lady, I want to bang your box!"

It's a legit Ontarian way to celebrate a legit Ontarian.
 

jcpro

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Yeah, that's what the government parasites need: another paid day off. Make it one time stat for all or none at all.
 

basketcase

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Yeah, that's what the government parasites need: another paid day off. Make it one time stat for all or none at all.
Tell Doug that. Feds have little authority over anything except their own employees.
 
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