Doug's got bigger plans. He's going to institute a provincial holiday called "Rob Ford Day" - the day that old Robbo finally left us and went to the big crack house / fast food joint in the sky, god bless him.
On that day, every Ontarian will park in a school parking lot with a 2-4 of Molson's, a couple of baggies of powder and a stash of weed and get high as fuck. And then hit the nearest strip mall fast food joints and order food in a bad fake Jamaican accent and tell random women "Lady, I want to bang your box!"
It's a legit Ontarian way to celebrate a legit Ontarian.