Mississauga Porch Pirate Caught!

[unassuming]

Porch Pirate attempts to drive away, but car gets stuck in snow, and is apprehended by police. LOL!

"Instant "CAR"ma's gonna get you!!"

 

[gharamlifter]

the response time from police was very long and that's with the video being cut.

imagine that's your wife and kids alone in the house and the dude is a psycho....

but we're not allowed to defend ourselves with a weapon...

 

[Tomoreno]

Moral of the story is....

... drive an SUV

 

[Jenesis]

the response time from police was very long and that's with the video being cut.

imagine that's your wife and kids alone in the house and the dude is a psycho....

but we're not allowed to defend ourselves with a weapon...

We have no idea why they took so long. And the priority level would be different for a “psycho” trying to hurt a woman and kids, as a opposed to a porch pirate.

I love this video though. ”CARma” is right. LOL

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

Suspect is 33 years old and still committing petty crime.

Dude, get a life!

 

[Greytop19]

Point of the story is....

... drive an SUV

Point of the story is....
Step outside, point a 9mm pistol to his head and say "Adios MF"

 

[enricotheman]

All it would takes is the license plate to track him down even if he drove away.

 

[unassuming]

Dude would have gotten away if he had stopped car on roadside , definitely quicker to run to and fro with package in hand, what a loser!!!!

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Amazingly, he found a snowy patch on a street that looked basically dry. I would laugh except it has happened to me. Not the porch pirate part though.

 

[bazokajoe]

Gotta love stupid criminals. Such good entertainment.

 

[kastoric]

That was fucking awesome. Love how the home owner offered him advice and a shovel

And another reason to get winter tires.

 

[silentkisser]

the response time from police was very long and that's with the video being cut.

imagine that's your wife and kids alone in the house and the dude is a psycho....

but we're not allowed to defend ourselves with a weapon...

This is such an American type thought. What, you'd take him out like Dirty Harry? It's a non-violent crime. While there is a "castle doctrine" in Canada, we also have a duty to retreat if possible. And since it was a non-violent type of crime, the police response would be slow. If he bugged out and became violent, the cops would come ASAP, lights and sirens wailing.

The guys a tool though. Porch pirates are the worst, and the car-ma is hilarious. If I had the engineering and technical skills, I'd attempt this:

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

This is such an American type thought. What, you'd take him out like Dirty Harry? It's a non-violent crime. While there is a "castle doctrine" in Canada, we also have a duty to retreat if possible. And since it was a non-violent type of crime, the police response would be slow. If he bugged out and became violent, the cops would come ASAP, lights and sirens wailing.

The guys a tool though. Porch pirates are the worst, and the car-ma is hilarious. If I had the engineering and technical skills, I'd attempt this:

He has a 3rd generation glitter bomb now.

I would fuck with the thieves even more, put on a little sticker that says: "THIS IS AN ANTHRAX BOMB"

 

[Carvher]

I would have parked my car in front of his and beat the shit out of him. Stupid black guy. What a fucking surprise. Why not earn money like the rest of us and get a fucking job. Asshole steals stuff that he probably canf even get 15 cents on the dollar

 

[Carvher]

Our "woke" judges will probably give him a slap on the wrist and he will be out stealing our parcels again by tomorrow

 

[GameBoy27]

Hilarious! I saw this last night and couldn't stop laughing. I put my used cat litter in Amazon boxes and leave it on my front porch. A few of them have disappeared. Have the "thieves" on camera. LOL

 

[explorerzip]

The annoying thing about these delivery guys (mostly freelancers) is that they don't ring the doorbell even if you put a sign at the front door. The only thing you can do is to ship the package to a post office, but you sometimes can't do that even on Amazon.

 

[GameBoy27]

The annoying thing about these delivery guys (mostly freelancers) is that they don't ring the doorbell even if you put a sign at the front door. The only thing you can do is to ship the package to a post office, but you sometimes can't do that even on Amazon.

Maybe I'm just lucky, but they rarely don't ring my Ring.

 

[superstar_88]

Can't believe anyone would complain about the police there. Looks to me like they did a fine job.
They expect the police to arrive just as he's getting into his car?

 

[explorerzip]

Maybe I'm just lucky, but they rarely don't ring my Ring.

Hit and miss depending on the driver I guess. I was looking into a Ring door bell cam, but the monthly fee annoys me