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Is it just me or did all of them totally fup on the questions and none answered the questions properly :confused:

OMFG that was sooo painful...how is this possible...
lol Pablice


Well, the good looking ones usually tend to rely on their looks to get by in life. I'm not generalizing and saying all attractive women do this, but it's funny how the ones that are "models, pageant contestants, etc, etc" usually tend to be pretty dim.
 

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The audience booed loudly when Miss Jamaica was announced 4th runner up. MCs had to wait for the boos to subside.
 

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Pablice, you just don't appreciate all the thought and preparation that goes into a young lady's performance in such a scholarship competition. Not to mention all the things she must consider at the same time as answering tough questions:

  • Do I direct my lifeless zombie gaze at the host or the camera?
  • Must sit/stand straight. Must sit/stand straight.
  • Contestant no. 7 is, like, such a bitch!
  • I have forgotten how to sweat.
  • What was the question again?
  • If I win this thing, will that selfie of me blowing my music teacher get out?
  • Gosh those lights are bright.
  • And pretty.
  • Is my fixed smile appropriate for talking about war/death/sad children/woeful puppies?
  • Does anyone else smell key lime pie?
  • Words are good. I make them with my facehole.
 

pablice

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In addition to this once the other girl was crowned, the croud started to boo and chant Miss Jamaica and half the other girls gathered around Miss Jamaica and started to cheer her and lift her up....

From twitter:
@MandySchendel: Clearly the other girls and the crowd saw how amazing she was... #MissJamaica #MissUniverse http://twitter.com/MandySchendel/status/559608787741319168/photo/1

I think it should have come between Miss Jamaica and miss USA...

The audience booed loudly when Miss Jamaica was announced 4th runner up. MCs had to wait for the boos to subside.
 

pablice

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LMFHO....:thumb:


Iol I don't think I ever facepalmed this much in 5 mins ever in my life...

2nd round of questions:

First round of questions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=kMVD6qhyENw&app=desktop


Pablice, you just don't appreciate all the thought and preparation that goes into a young lady's performance in such a scholarship competition. Not to mention all the things she must consider at the same time as answering tough questions:

  • Do I direct my lifeless zombie gaze at the host or the camera?
  • Must sit/stand straight. Must sit/stand straight.
  • Contestant no. 7 is, like, such a bitch!
  • I have forgotten how to sweat.
  • What was the question again?
  • If I win this thing, will that selfie of me blowing my music teacher get out?
  • Gosh those lights are bright.
  • And pretty.
  • Is my fixed smile appropriate for talking about war/death/sad children/woeful puppies?
  • Does anyone else smell key lime pie?
  • Words are good. I make them with my facehole.
 

MRBJX

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Did any of them actually answer a question?

ROBOTS, probably bang like a lame robot too.
 

AK-47

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In the 6
The audience booed loudly when Miss Jamaica was announced 4th runner up. MCs had to wait for the boos to subside
Why did they boo her??
 

DB123

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Her place
Everybody thought she should have won...even the other girls gave her mad respect. They did not like that she ended 5th place.
Having not watched it, what exactly set her apart that drastically?

Her mad "stand there" skills? The degree she turned her neck when looking back? Extra whiteness of teeth? Was it just those bangin' earrings?

:confused:
 

AK-47

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In the 6
Everybody thought she should have won...even the other girls gave her mad respect. They did not like that she ended 5th place
Ah okay, I thought maybe the Florida rednecks had infiltrated the audience :biggrin1:

IMO Miss Colombia was indeed the prettiest though
 
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AK-47

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In the 6
Did you guys see Miss Canada's costume?? I bet viewers from tropical countries had to be wondering what the hell that contraption was

 

DB123

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Her place
Dumb costume or not, to me she is way better looking than Miss Jamaica. Plus, you gotta love a pushup jersey (even though one side did a slightly better job of pushing up...)
 

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Having not watched it, what exactly set her apart that drastically?

Her mad "stand there" skills? The degree she turned her neck when looking back? Extra whiteness of teeth? Was it just those bangin' earrings?

:confused:
I think it was her love of animals and commitment to world peace.
 

pablice

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LOL...it's the way she winked at me obviously....


I thought that she looked unique...face looks like its been chiseled to perfection she looks cute and her posture and body proportions were surreal...kind of godess like but I am obviously biased to this type of look...:p

BTW...does anybody know where I can find an MPA that looks like this ;)

Having not watched it, what exactly set her apart that drastically?

Her mad "stand there" skills? The degree she turned her neck when looking back? Extra whiteness of teeth? Was it just those bangin' earrings?

:confused:
 
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