Misheard song lyrics

[Insidious Von]

I went too far in my Tommy Chong daze.

Jet Airlines sounded like: Big ol ass Carolina, don't carry me too far away.

And then there's LA Woman.

Actual lyric: LA Woman, Sunday Afternoon.
What I heard: LA Woman gonna have my goo.

 

[Submariner]

Manfred Mann's version of Blinded by the LIght.
Actual = "wrapped up like a deuce".
Who does not think he sings "wrapped up like a douche".

 

[spraggamuffin]

Eiffel 65's I'm Blue.
"I'm Blue" and then a myriad of options of what comes next.

 

[MissCroft]

Manfred Mann's version of Blinded by the LIght.
Actual = "wrapped up like a deuce".
Who does not think he sings "wrapped up like a douche".

It's actually "revved up like a deuce".

 

[Submariner]

It's actually "revved up like a deuce".

Haha, that is great. I was so focused on mishearing "deuce" I had also misheard "revved". Thanks for the clarification.

 

[Insidious Von]

So I heard a song today that transported me back to High school daze: The Bee Gees, How Deep is your love.

Cause were living in a world of fools, breaking us down.

Cause were living in a world of pubes, breaking us down.

It made sense to me since everyone I knew was spoiled, stoned and stupid.

 

[Druidicfluid]

 

[Insidious Von]

The song Thank You came out two years before Stan, somewhat disturbing in its own right. I can almost picture what Slim Shady saw.

 

[JeanGary Diablo]

When I was a kid I thought the song "Secret Agent Man" was Secret Asian Man.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Wildfire by Skylark: She's a three inch gentle flower, growing wild, instead of 'free and'.

Baba O'Riley by The Who: Teenage spaceman

I actually heard French cover bands in Quebec bars sing those lyrics. Small town Quebecois bands often didn't speak any English.

 

[onomatopoeia]

The sailors say Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good white human being.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

The Rolling Stones', "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm trying to make some girl pregnant
Original Lyrics:
And I'm trying to make some girl who tells me...

I thought he was saying "I can't get no girly action" I guess he was saying " I can't get no girl reaction"

 

[Insidious Von]

Jumpin Jack Flash, I'm full of gas.

 

[jeff2]

Whole lot of woman. Whole lot of roses.

 

[The Mechanic]

The group is and one, and the song in question is time killer. You tell me what you hear?

 

[onomatopoeia]

Chinese happy people...

 

[xmontrealer]

I heard it as "my wife and my kids they fuck off and leave me"...

 

[jeff2]

Confusing song. Listened to this as a kid.
So apparently, it is " I read it in a magazine", not "I am redder than a Pakistani"

 

[Ponderling]

From REM Shiny Happy People- Loosing My Religon:

"Thats me in the corner".

Heard by some as:
'Lets pee in the corner.'

 

[kherg007]

Stevie Nicks:
Stand back, stand back; in the middle of my room...
Heard:
Tampax, tampax; in the middle of my womb...