Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is dead?

How come there's been no mention of it in the media?
 
Who is this Michael Jackson you speak of ?
 
MJ was seen in holding hands with Papa Smurf in Tonawanda. Most of the women that have been with Papa have suggested that he was dead.
 
While I was visiting my father's grave site the other day, I saw his ghost trolling in the children's section of the graveyard.