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Mia @CL... plus "A Hilarious Misadventure"

sickboy471

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(Disclaimer: To read the review, just skip down because the story is kinda long)

As some of you know, I recently joined because I'm only in the area for a couple of days to conduct some business and wanted to scope out the situation here. After reading a bunch of review, I finally settled on the SP I was going to visit. You should know at this point that I've always been a lurker, just never a do-er.

After much deliberation, I chose Elle :) to, uhm, break me into the game (if you will). After exchanging a few emails, I was getting very excited about meeting her. We were all set to meet earlier this evening when I got an email on my bb saying "I'm sorry I have to cancel", after which she gave a perfectly legitimate reason and my all daylong hard-on went on a sad, sad trip. You KW boys are lucky - she's a Toronto or Vancouver level gem in a smaller city, for a very reasonable price.

However, there is a silver lining! I'm a very enterprising young man, so I had also prebooked time at AboveandBeyond with Sady. I know what a lot of you, including the people at AboveandBeyond are now saying, "Dude, Sady is NOT a back-up plan". Trust me. She wasn't. I actually had forgotten I emailed them earlier in the week before I booked with Elle. So I call up and confirm my appointment. Papasan gives me the address and I'm on my way. The misadventure now truly begins. At this point, I arrive at my destination and pay the cabbie who takes off. I go up to the apartment and lo-and-behold I have no freaking clue what the buzzer code is. I go to grab my phone and it's not there. I just remembered that I left it charging at the hotel. Now I'm in the middle of nowhere in a city I don't know with a raging hard-on and nothing to do. Great. By the time I eventually figured out the phone number and got to a pay-phone, it was 45 minutes after my initial appointment and AAB was closing in 15 minutes.

So I'm clearly upset at this point and decide to walk back to where I'm staying. Only, since I'm so upset I end up going the wrong direction and walk for 1.5 hours away from where I was going. Finally, I ask someone for directions and they start laughing "You're almost in Cambridge!" What. The. Fuck. I'm two cities away from where I need to be. I quickly buy a tim's coffee and get bus-fare. I should have cabbed but I was hoping the walk would alleviate my rage. I eventually end up back at my hotel, 4 hours after I left in the cab for AAB.

Now, finally the review:

Mia: At this point in the story, I'm horny, upset, and need to get my rocks off. I end up having an argument with my SO and going to CL to find something to do. I end up settling on Mia, who earlier received a good review. I do the outcall thing and she shows up 30 minutes later. While she's not a bombshell, she's pretty, has interesting things to say and gives the best blowjobs I've ever had in my life.

Ratings:
BBBJ/CIM: 10 - excellent DT, BLS and hand-action

Looks: This is where she loses a little for me. I'm young, and used to very fresh tail so I'm being honest with you... I give her a 7/10.

Attitude: 9. Great eye contact, moaning, very good BLS I've ever had.

Call her up fellas. She's on CL. And sorry for the long post, I just thought I'd share that with you.

PS: Lovely metropolitan area you have, I should know... I saw 1/3 of it tonight.
 
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esoterica

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Excellent adventure. At least you got your rocks off. Having lost buzzer codes before, I usually write them on a small scrap of paper, in pencil, which I eat afterwards to prevent it being found.
 

sickboy471

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Older than it says on her CL ad. Maybe 28-30? She could be younger but it's clear that she smokes which can age you a bit.
 

friendz4evr

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I read the preamble, was entertained, and I think it is priceless. My memory is not what it used to be, so I write down the codes. And one small correction, you did the OUTCALL thing.
 

sickboy471

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I read the preamble, was entertained, and I think it is priceless. My memory is not what it used to be, so I write down the codes. And one small correction, you did the OUTCALL thing.
Thanks - it's corrected now.

And yes, it makes for a good story about my first pooning experience.
 

Goatboy

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Sep 2, 2004
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Saw her tonite, told me it was $100 for hh. I agreed and she told me were to go. I can't believe I opted for carfun. Anyway she told me where she would be parked, I pulled up to her car, she got out and got into my car. Her driver was with her, kinda creeped me out. We parked nearby, I took care of business, and we began. Started with some LFK and then some decent BBBJ. I then assumed that it was time for the main event when I was informed that she does not do FS. WTF??? Perhaps I should have clarified over the phone, however most SP's don't like discussing the details. She smelled of smoke and her teeth were a bit "off", but had a nice look and okay body. Repeat? Not a chance. For another $20 you could see a quality incall. I feel like I was ripped off. Too bad my earlier plans did not work out.
 

milamber100

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I saw Mia today. I opted for her to come to my place. She was very friendly and the service was excellent. I thoroughly enjoyed it. If I do become a full time hobbyist I will certainly repeat, if not I will likely repeat anyway.
 

F4u2

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I've seen her every now and then and never disappointed. I wasn't looking for FS anyhow but the bbbj was - well put it this way - nobody's ever done better! She's definitely worth a call.
 
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