Anteg was a Libertarian. He insisted that the lightbulb would just screw itself in if only the government would get off its case.
Franteg was a Statist. He kept trying to pound it into the socket with a hammer.
Sometimes Anteg would be standing on the right side of the room and Franteg on the left, but they were often observed to switch position with no real effect on their respective techniques.
When Franteg pointed out that the light bulb wasn't going to get to the socket by itself, Anteg screamed: "Communist !!! (or "Fascist!!!!", depending on which side of room he was standing on that day)
When Anteg pointed out that objects with threaded sockets have to be screwed and not hammered in, and that glass is unlikely to stand up to hammer blows, Franteg screamed: "Corporate lackey !!! (or "Anarchist !!!", depending on his own position in space).
It goes without saying that Anteg and Franteg spent much of their time in the dark.
Is it possible that one day Janteg- who takes the business of governing lightbulbs seriously- will just come along, screw it in and illuminate the room ???
Does Janteg exist ?? Would he be taken seriously by the other two, or would they both scream at him instead ???
