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Is this a foodie site?
FIRST blood in urine
Then
eggs boiled in urine [0]
then
eating boogers
What next?
boogers boiled in urine ?
I GOTTA find a way to work Skoal into this.
used tampons would take this thread too, too, too far ... HOW DO I WORK THAt IN?
[0] anyone remember local comic Derek Edwards?
"yow ... that tastes EXACTLY like strawberries. Maybe if you tossed a handfull of strawberries in a bucket of goat piss for a year ... "
FIRST blood in urine
Then
eggs boiled in urine [0]
then
eating boogers
What next?
boogers boiled in urine ?
Can't wait for the "eating foot fungus mixed with eau de underarm topped off with greasy dandruff (all boiled in bloody urine)" (using stiff toenail clippings as a fork) thread. And for desert? Ear wax.
I GOTTA find a way to work Skoal into this.
used tampons would take this thread too, too, too far ... HOW DO I WORK THAt IN?
[0] anyone remember local comic Derek Edwards?
"yow ... that tastes EXACTLY like strawberries. Maybe if you tossed a handfull of strawberries in a bucket of goat piss for a year ... "
I know this is pretty funny though...... I was having a bad day till I read this rofl!
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OnTheWayOut
nope, don't know anyone that has gotten HIV from an SP. In fact don't know anyone personally that has or had HIV, to my knowledge.
I hope they do but I have know a few that preffer bb everything one of them use to advertise on CL when that was around.
wife's cousin is hiv+... he hobbied and contracted it from the hetero side of the 'sport', but he's not the kinda guy you could get to talk about it in too much detail -who, where and when, who else... all we know is that he contracted it within the last 3 years and he only hobbied in the gta. anyone's guess... the scary part is that he did not know he had hiv until this winter. ie., he continued enjoying his hobbying up until he found out. He said it crushed him to not venture anymore and he said he holds alot of guilt as he exposed alot of peel region dancers to pussy slides, bb hj's, etc.. he also said he doesn't have faith in condoms as he swears he always used them for p in the v sex. no idea if he was into anal 
I miss the good old days when TERB was useful and relevant.... or at least interesting.... or at the very least funny.
that's pretty frightening ...
wife's cousin is hiv+... he hobbied and contracted it from the hetero side of the 'sport', but he's not the kinda guy you could get to talk about it in too much detail -who, where and when, who else... all we know is that he contracted it within the last 3 years and he only hobbied in the gta. anyone's guess... the scary part is that he did not know he had hiv until this winter. ie., he continued enjoying his hobbying up until he found out. He said it crushed him to not venture anymore and he said he holds alot of guilt as he exposed alot of peel region dancers to pussy slides, bb hj's, etc.. he also said he doesn't have faith in condoms as he swears he always used them for p in the v sex. no idea if he was into anal
The problem is, as I understand it, that many studies of HIV transmission are inaccurate to the extent that rely on the person who contracted the disease to be absolutely truthful in detailing the exact specifics of instances of unprotected/protected sex, with who, and what kinda of sex eg anal/vaginal/oral
This hobby, to the general public, is still stigmatized, and the majority of hobbyists, who have families, SOs, etc, are unlikely to be completely truthful in detailing every sexual encounter that may have lead to them contracting HIV even to a trusted doctor. Therefore it is hard to narrow it down to a particular encounter.
There, as I understand it, has never been a single documented case of HIV passing through solely oral contact, on either end of the spectrum. It is hard to prove, as people who are prone to unprotected oral sex, can also be prone to unprotected vaginal or anal sex, so people who have gotten HIV, like splooge's friend, might have engaged in unprotected vaginal/anal sex and gotten it there. Anal is the highest rate of transmission I believe, and then vaginal. Condoms are highly effective in stopping HIV transmission, although not 100%
Other diseases, which are not fatal like HIV, like gonorrhea and herpes are much more easily transmitted through oral sex than HIV, although again, since the statistics that are presented to the general public are not explained properly, the horror stories that you hear that 1/3 of the general public has herpes, does not clearly explain how transmission occurred, and whether the infected were engaged in multiple high-risk unprotected activities or just one activity.
The other thing to remember (and I may be wrong on this one) but when you look at rates of transmission of STDs, the studies are based on many repeated exposures. For example if you have herpes and you have sex with your wife 100 times, she might contract it 8% of the time. However, if you have unprotected sex with one SP once, then your transmission rate goes down appropriately, minus mitigating factors such as an open sore or wound.
Having said all that, the idea that SPs are somehow 'safer' than civilians is laughable and a dangerous illusion. It is a simple question of volume. I have no idea, although I'm sure there's studies, that show the average number of sexual partners in a lifetime for the average woman, and despite rumors to the contrary it is very low, just as the number of sexual partners for an average male is. If you assume that a civilian has had sex with 40 men in her life (and I'm counting solely oral encounters as well), well even a SP with a relatively low-volume of clients easily surpasses that within six months, and that's generous. Now every SP I've been with, has always worn a condom for FS completely unprompted, but rarely for oral, and while I always prefer BBBJ, I would never wave off the condom, and given the way the definition of GFE/PSE has made BBBJ/DATY nearly standard across the industry, and just given the amount of potential exposures, it's a question of math. As well, I think people here like to think there's a thick line between SPs who offer BBFS, and those who don't, and it's easy to distinguish. I don't think it is that easy, and I have a feeling, that it would surprise a lot of guys how many guys push and push for, and get BBFS, even in the so-called higher end of the spectrum
Also, this isn't the 70s anymore, the risk of STDs is fairly well known, even to the general public, and I've always found that civilians tend to err on the safe side anyway. Also, in the case of most STDs, if even basic medical care is applied, as a SP, you can work with a STD, and while I'm sure there's many who wouldn't on moral grounds, there's also many who would. Rent has to be paid, and it's a lot better to be someone with herpes who has an apartment, than a homeless herpes victim
I do believe the rate of transmission of HIV is fairly similar, to civilian girls, but again, that's taking a fairly narrow chunk of the industry. If you include streetwalkers, and the lower-end of the industry, than I would imagine the rate of transmission compared to civilian girls goes higher
Obviously I'm not saying that even a majority of the agency SPs have STDs, I'm just saying to simply dismiss risks is dangerous.
This hobby, to the general public, is still stigmatized, and the majority of hobbyists, who have families, SOs, etc, are unlikely to be completely truthful in detailing every sexual encounter that may have lead to them contracting HIV even to a trusted doctor. Therefore it is hard to narrow it down to a particular encounter.
There, as I understand it, has never been a single documented case of HIV passing through solely oral contact, on either end of the spectrum. It is hard to prove, as people who are prone to unprotected oral sex, can also be prone to unprotected vaginal or anal sex, so people who have gotten HIV, like splooge's friend, might have engaged in unprotected vaginal/anal sex and gotten it there. Anal is the highest rate of transmission I believe, and then vaginal. Condoms are highly effective in stopping HIV transmission, although not 100%
Other diseases, which are not fatal like HIV, like gonorrhea and herpes are much more easily transmitted through oral sex than HIV, although again, since the statistics that are presented to the general public are not explained properly, the horror stories that you hear that 1/3 of the general public has herpes, does not clearly explain how transmission occurred, and whether the infected were engaged in multiple high-risk unprotected activities or just one activity.
The other thing to remember (and I may be wrong on this one) but when you look at rates of transmission of STDs, the studies are based on many repeated exposures. For example if you have herpes and you have sex with your wife 100 times, she might contract it 8% of the time. However, if you have unprotected sex with one SP once, then your transmission rate goes down appropriately, minus mitigating factors such as an open sore or wound.
Having said all that, the idea that SPs are somehow 'safer' than civilians is laughable and a dangerous illusion. It is a simple question of volume. I have no idea, although I'm sure there's studies, that show the average number of sexual partners in a lifetime for the average woman, and despite rumors to the contrary it is very low, just as the number of sexual partners for an average male is. If you assume that a civilian has had sex with 40 men in her life (and I'm counting solely oral encounters as well), well even a SP with a relatively low-volume of clients easily surpasses that within six months, and that's generous. Now every SP I've been with, has always worn a condom for FS completely unprompted, but rarely for oral, and while I always prefer BBBJ, I would never wave off the condom, and given the way the definition of GFE/PSE has made BBBJ/DATY nearly standard across the industry, and just given the amount of potential exposures, it's a question of math. As well, I think people here like to think there's a thick line between SPs who offer BBFS, and those who don't, and it's easy to distinguish. I don't think it is that easy, and I have a feeling, that it would surprise a lot of guys how many guys push and push for, and get BBFS, even in the so-called higher end of the spectrum
Also, this isn't the 70s anymore, the risk of STDs is fairly well known, even to the general public, and I've always found that civilians tend to err on the safe side anyway. Also, in the case of most STDs, if even basic medical care is applied, as a SP, you can work with a STD, and while I'm sure there's many who wouldn't on moral grounds, there's also many who would. Rent has to be paid, and it's a lot better to be someone with herpes who has an apartment, than a homeless herpes victim
I do believe the rate of transmission of HIV is fairly similar, to civilian girls, but again, that's taking a fairly narrow chunk of the industry. If you include streetwalkers, and the lower-end of the industry, than I would imagine the rate of transmission compared to civilian girls goes higher
Obviously I'm not saying that even a majority of the agency SPs have STDs, I'm just saying to simply dismiss risks is dangerous.
daily, sometimes twice- depending on my workout.
If I don't, I can't stand the stinky nuts I get...
If I don't, I can't stand the stinky nuts I get...
How often do you take a dump?
Used to be once a day when I was in my 20s. The good thing was
back then I could manage to relieve myself on a regular basis
in the morning. Now that I am in my 40s it could be as often as
3 times a day. My concern is that is no longer as regular--the urge could
come any time. And I can only cut it down to once a day using herbs that
induce constipation. Could that be a sign foretelling incontinence in
my old age?
Used to be once a day when I was in my 20s. The good thing was
back then I could manage to relieve myself on a regular basis
in the morning. Now that I am in my 40s it could be as often as
3 times a day. My concern is that is no longer as regular--the urge could
come any time. And I can only cut it down to once a day using herbs that
induce constipation. Could that be a sign foretelling incontinence in
my old age?
I went to see my doctor for the annual check up, and she asked me the same question. I am quite regular at once a day, in the morning. I think if your regularity changes, it may be a sign that there are changes going on inside. So are you headed for incontinence or is it regular changes going on in your system? I would say...............
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Gee Rubby, Looks like you can not take the heat. Maybe its time to turn tail and run back to the bench in front of th TD Bank.
Men . its been a hard few days on TERB, you've worked very hard in repling to threads. time to change underwear, Bruce,you change underwear with Rubmeister, Ceiling cat, you change underwear with Muffin muncher.....
