Okay, this is another one of those "please settle this argument'" posts, similar to the nickname one I submitted a few weeks ago.
I told a female acquaintance that I jacked off regularly, and she didn't understand, given that I get the "real thing" on a consistent basis. I told her that nearly all men do it, and it has little to do with the quality or quantity of sex we are getting. If we are getting it, we might do it a little less, but we still do it. There is no logic to it. We do it because we can.
I am reminded of this sequence from the famous Seinfeld "The Bet" episode:
Jerry: We have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.
Elaine: Well, I shave my legs.
Kramer: Not everyday.
There are plenty of jokes to be had here, so I am looking forward to the comments.
I told a female acquaintance that I jacked off regularly, and she didn't understand, given that I get the "real thing" on a consistent basis. I told her that nearly all men do it, and it has little to do with the quality or quantity of sex we are getting. If we are getting it, we might do it a little less, but we still do it. There is no logic to it. We do it because we can.
I am reminded of this sequence from the famous Seinfeld "The Bet" episode:
Jerry: We have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.
Elaine: Well, I shave my legs.
Kramer: Not everyday.
There are plenty of jokes to be had here, so I am looking forward to the comments.