Masturbating At Work

[Greekster]

What is your masturbation at work status? Of course, we are talking about working away from home, where others are working too.

 

[Sexy Violet]

When I used to work in the corporate world down on bay st., sneaking off to the bathroom for a quick #3 (tee hee) was the only thing that got me through the day. Sometimes I'd even keep a small vibrator in my purse for just such an occaision!

 

[MojoRisin']

When I used to work in the corporate world down on bay st., sneaking off to the bathroom for a quick #3 (tee hee) was the only thing that got me through the day. Sometimes I'd even keep a small vibrator in my purse for just such an occaision!

I use the memory of that video you did with Danielle Derek. Man you two were smokin' hot together. That was one lucky dude! Well done

 

[civic82]

Showers

The building we used to work at has showers.....that's all I would say!

 

[Greekster]

To be honest, I think masturbating at work is not so bad, as long as you keep it under 10 minutes. I remember once sitting on my desk and doing absolutely nothing but imagining sex because my sperm count was just so high. I held back the whole day and got very little done.

My job performance would have been much better if I did gratify myself. After the deed, your mind will be more at ease and you can concentrate on your work again. Holding it back, on the other hand, will cause you to lose concentration and your job performance would be worse than if you took 10 minutes off to shampoo your puppy.

 

[Meister]

I remember once sitting on my desk and doing absolutely nothing but imagining sex because my sperm count was just so high. I held back the whole day and got very little done.

I do this every day. I wonder why I still have a job.

 

[Greekster]

So based on the poll so far, more than half of us masturbate at work!

 

[Harry_Z]

So based on the poll so far, more than half of us masturbate at work!

And the rest just have trouble typing with one hand.

 

[mandrill]

So based on the poll so far, more than half of us masturbate at work!

No. Actually far less than half. The majority of us are normal decent, hard-working people.

 

[Chivas Regal]

Never spanked the Monkey, but....I have banged a few girls at work.
When I managed a bar in the early 80's I would quite frequently have sex all over the restaurant in different places. That led to me becoming a reprobate at work over the last twenty some years

 

[Diode]

Never spanked the Monkey, but....I have banged a few girls at work.
When I managed a bar in the early 80's I would quite frequently have sex all over the restaurant in different places. That led to me becoming a reprobate at work over the last twenty some years

All this begs two Questions...
1) Can one jerk-off at Terb HQ and not be fired?
2) Can one have sex at Terb HQ ( with the advertisers) and then call it an expense?