Massages from a dude.

[OddSox]

...Maybe as time goes on, we could all mix freely, maybe its now OK in someplaces but as far as I know, the straights and the gays each have their own places to go....

Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the fogies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball

 

[S.C. Joe]

right on, lol

 

[rama putri]

Anyone see the behind the scene warm up that Phelps goes through? The dude massaging his inner thighs and ass cheeks prior to the swim? Eeeeks.

 

[great bear]

Anyone see the behind the scene warm up that Phelps goes through? The dude massaging his inner thighs and ass cheeks prior to the swim? Eeeeks.

Its called "taking one for the team".

 

[RTRD]

Exactly...

What's wrong with gays hitting on you? Are you afraid you might take them up on their offer?

...what I was thinking.

I mean, yeah...harassment is one thing, but why the fuck does the world have to come to an end if one gay guy says "Hi"? he will much more than likely know the places caters to both teams, so all you have to do is tell him you play for the co-ed one...

 

[ig-88]

(lines approximate)

Clouseau: You have for me the mess-age?
Hotel Clerk (old man): You want a massage, eh?
Clouseau: Yes.
Hotel Clerk: Go down the street ... ask for Tokyo Rose, the Yokahama Butterfly.
Clouseau: And why would I do that?
Hotel Clerk: You want a massage, right?
Clouseau: Yes, but I want it from you.
Hotel Clerk: I ... I don't give massages!
Clouseau: But you just gave me one this morning.
Hotel Clerk: Sir, you're mistaken!
Clouseau: Look, don't try to play tricks Anglais with me, Messieur. I received a mess-age this morning from Inspector Quinland from the Yard of Scotland and it was you who gave it to me.
Hotel Clerk: The message!
Clouseau: That is what I've been trying to say, you lunatic! Now do you, or do you not have for me, the mess-age!
Hotel Clerk: *grabs room key and angrily gives it to Clouseau* No sir, for you, there is no mess-age!

-- Trail of the Pink Panther.

 

[S.C. Joe]

Say hi, nothing wrong....even with a smile but guess you never see them with their zipper down showing off their stuff....luckly I turn my head in time but my buddy didn't...he was in shock I think...before we both ran off....We were out in the woods partying and this dude was watching us and then he started unbuttoning himself....I seen guys rubbing themself and smiling at me too...once in the Toronto subway..no kidding, he was in a suit and I thought it was strange to see a guy dressed like him and happen to look at him for a few seconds.

So they just don't always say "hi, wanna have some fun"..they can be pretty strong about it.


Maybe theres straight guys that are assholes too but then they pick on the chicks I guess.