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too2shy

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what i can't understand is why women DO THIS. repeatedly!! argghh.

It drives me bloody nuts.

i remember the last time this happened to me was with Nicole.. but then she called me back and appologized and made up for it lol.. and yes i will admit she did sound sick at the time of our conversation, so as a human being its totally understandable that she didnt' wanna work lol. cuz it is just that right guys. work?. anyways. if i remember she did kinda sound sexy with that gruff voice.. but then again.. i always like it when a girl has that voice./temporarily.. not like perm lol./

blah rambling here.. anyways. just wanted to gripe =) not much of a gripe.. but whatever.
 

pigskinguy

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JPsoHot said:
Pigskin that sucks for sure!! sorry to hear.....
Thanks for at least Trying TTOFT!!
At least we wont waste more time with her now.... :cool:
Sometimes you can't GIVE your money away in this town. Dumb as I am though, I will probably try and TOFTT with this chick later in the week.
 

too2shy

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pigskinguy said:
Sometimes you can't GIVE your money away in this town. Dumb as I am though, I will probably try and TOFTT with this chick later in the week.
it's a quest sometimes.
 

wrongway

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Did she no show for all you guys :rolleyes:

I was hoping to read a review

btw...too2shy do you get a prize for reach the 1000 post milestone!
 
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GlavaMan

He has not hit 1K yet....he could retire just shy of it! jk dude :p
 

too2shy

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i get prizes enough every time i hit it with slurp's old lady. :D
 
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OnTheWayOut

prize shelf overflowing

too2shy said:
i get prizes enough every time i hit it with slurp's old lady.
when ya gonna come get another prize??? She's way overdue and starting to bug me for sex again ...... damn it shyguy, do yer job!

lol

:cool:
 

too2shy

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lol lol lol. she wont be bugging you tonight thats for sure.. yeap.. while you were at work today?? i had a long lunch. ;)
 

too2shy

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not to be confused with a long munch.
 
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OnTheWayOut

more like it

too2shy said:
lol lol lol. she wont be bugging you tonight thats for sure.. yeap.. while you were at work today?? i had a long lunch. ;)
Thanks, I knew you'd cum thru! Now she'll leave me alone again *lol*
 

too2shy

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i'm sorta like santa. I come through with my bag full. she lays out the milk and cookies. and after laying the pipe. i'm gone.


ps. and yes i have a covert entrance. :D
 
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OnTheWayOut

too2shy said:
i'm sorta like santa. I come through with my bag full. she lays out the milk and cookies. and after laying the pipe. i'm gone.


ps. and yes i have a covert entrance.
Well the old folks next door spotted ya, they always keep an eye on things for me. You'll be happy to know I told em you're on the "approved" list. You didn't eat all my Oreos did ya? Would ya like me to pick up anything for your next visit while I'm out shopping? Thanks shyguy, you're a true friend! lol

:cool:
 

tdeem3

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Feb 21, 2005
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Saw Maria on Thursday, she has a place just off of Donald street in Vanier.

The good parts...she is nice and has a clean apartment

The bad parts.....not great to look at and chubby...not to mention totally not into what she is doing

We talked before hand and she sees very few clients because most turn out "funny" If she has any doubts about the person she will not answer her phone. People either show up at her door with not enough money or call from private numbers and don't show up.

So its a 2 way street, if you want the escorts to be "good" you can't try to bargain with them at her house or not show up either.

That all being said, if she lost 20 pounds and actually enjoyed what she was doing. She might be good. Right now I cannot recommend her at all

Hope this helps you guys on the fence
 

too2shy

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fence?? was there ever a fence. i think we were all on our lawns drinking beer waiting to see which sucker would be the first one. lol jk. thanks for taking one for the team. :D

and can i say. I TOLD YOU SO to everyone??


ps. slurp. listen i'm starting to get tired of the same old same old.. how abouts you find a mistress. i'll pay half the bills.
 

tdeem3

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legos_256 said:
tdeem3, sorry to hear about your bad experience. She performs exactly like she looks!
I can't believe she asks for $200 I'm not the type to haggle over a few bucks but it was way more like a street encounter than an escort
 
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too2shy said:
ps. slurp. listen i'm starting to get tired of the same old same old.. how abouts you find a mistress. i'll pay half the bills.
You got someone in mind? :D
 

too2shy

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slurp said:
You got someone in mind? :D
well you know my taste. can you think of anyone?? might be cheaper this way lol.
 

too2shy

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lol in truth. we could actually run an ad. nothing illegal about having a /kept/ as its termed.
 
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gordw said:
Guys I have two candidates in mind. the most promising one is 18 (just turned 18 in June) 5'1" and very very petite. We might be able to work something out with her. If really interested PM me. I will be talking to her later in the week. She is looking for some sort of arrangement. the other one is 19 and has expressed some interest but, I am not as confident on her.

Also When I was overseas recently, I met a few hotties that would be most interested in living in Canada and would be interested in this sort of thing too.
Since too2shy is paying 1/2, I'm in !!!! :D
 
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