Male monkeys started paying female monkeys for sex once the concept of money was introduced to them

[localentrepreneur]

Teaching Monkeys Concept of Money

Scientist once taught monkeys the concept of money and chaos ensued.

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[jalimon]

See even monkeys know this is right thing to do

 

[Robert Mugabe]

 

[jazzyman]

Monkeys do it for bananas. Even peanuts if you're lucky. You do know that this is where HIV came from, don't you? My question is: which one of you was fucking the monkeys?

 

[Jubee]

Monkeys do it for bananas. Even peanuts if you're lucky. You do know that this is where HIV came from, don't you? My question is: which one of you was fucking the monkeys?

You seem to know a lot about monkeys and their world, so I'll just take a wild guess and say you?

 

[mandrill]

Speaking as a monkey myself, human beings could learn a whole lot from us.

We get sex in return for watermelon and bananas. We poop in public and dgaf. We don't have to go to work. We don't have mortgages. And we steal stuff from tourists and don't go to jail.

Evolution didn't work, humans. You made a terrible mistake!

 

[southpaw]

This isn't surprising. Monkeys are primates. Humans are primates. Replace the word monkeys with humans in the title, and it holds up.