Male monkeys started paying female monkeys for sex once the concept of money was introduced to them

jazzyman

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Monkeys do it for bananas. Even peanuts if you're lucky. You do know that this is where HIV came from, don't you? My question is: which one of you was fucking the monkeys?
 

mandrill

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Speaking as a monkey myself, human beings could learn a whole lot from us.

We get sex in return for watermelon and bananas. We poop in public and dgaf. We don't have to go to work. We don't have mortgages. And we steal stuff from tourists and don't go to jail.

Evolution didn't work, humans. You made a terrible mistake! 🐵
 

southpaw

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This isn't surprising. Monkeys are primates. Humans are primates. Replace the word monkeys with humans in the title, and it holds up.
 

Brown Nose Bear

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I read about a similar experiment with chimps some time ago. The scientists made it difficult to obtain food, like putting on a high platform or going through a maze or something (I don't remember). After some time some of the males would go multiple times and trade the extra food for sex with the females.
 

jeff2

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Many female monkeys now work for the government and have great job security and pensions and do not need the male monkeys any more.
By the way, have you noticed fewer baby monkeys these days?
 
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