Montel Williams was on the shopping channel hawking 'colour commerative Obama minted coins.'........so I bought me a set.
Closer to 'home' Mike Holmes a respected hard working HONEST Canadian contractor says Nescafé instant coffee is best so I naturally dropped my addiction to Second Cup brewed coffee in favour of the devine instant.
The list of pay me enough and I'll shill it sluts is too long.
And if you are having trouble reading or understanding this it's probably because....
You havent had enough 'Joy*^' in your life. Thats right JOY, the one true cure all for everything that ails you. Straightens your back, clears your vision and even bakes a cake. Joy can do it all. Cycleguy and Lou Siffer gave Joy two 'thumbs' up. Snowleopard said "Joy made me laugh Joy made me cry, I liked Joy better than Cats"
So pack your wallets full and go get yourself some Joy today.
*Joy is a licensed trademarked product
for external use only
void where prohibited
not available in all provinces
side effects may include delusions of grandeur, palipitations, high blood pressure, sweaty palms, the palm sisters and spiced rum naseau.
^new and improved Joy coming fall of 2009.