Magic & Jimmy Johnson. Scum!!

JEFF247

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Here's two guys that probably have all the money they will ever need, yet they hook up with a couple shit companies. Jimmy Johnson and "Better Trades". Oh yeah, he's going to teach you how to make millions being a fuckin day trader. Bunch of losers!! Then Magic endorses Rent-A-Center. Yeah let's rent shit to low income people at rates a sub prime lender would blush at. Then go back and repossess it before the first anniversary!! Couple of fuckin scumbags. Thanks for letting me vent.
 
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I know that Jimmy Johnson goes through a lot of hair spray each year to keep his great head of hair managable:p . No homo--lol.

Therefore JJ needs to make extra money from endorsements just to finance his hair spray addiction---lol!