Love Motels for sale in Toronto ??
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Innovation and Determination!
Keep searching tbill!
I've never seen one, but you may yet find a motel in central TO!
Walking distance, no driving, subway access, overnite accommodation, not to mention hot and cold running women!
All within the reach of a skinny billfold!
Just keep in mind, Lakeshore West and Kingston Rd. East are a far stretch from central!
Willy
Keep searching tbill!
I've never seen one, but you may yet find a motel in central TO!
Walking distance, no driving, subway access, overnite accommodation, not to mention hot and cold running women!
All within the reach of a skinny billfold!
Just keep in mind, Lakeshore West and Kingston Rd. East are a far stretch from central!
Willy
LOL@gypsys comment! Seriously though, keep thinking tbill one of your schemes will pay off. If you have the wherewithall to pull it off, try it. But it does sound like an easy LE target in T.O. Gypsy was right try Niagara or Welland for a place like that. What you are talking about sounds like the brothels of the days of yore. Sort of one stop sex shopping. A good idea from a John's POV but bound to get you in hot water.
NIght shift (1982)
Michael Keaton
Henry Winkler
A nebbish of a morgue attendant gets shunted back to the night shift where he is shackled with an obnoxious neophyte partner who dreams of the "one great idea" for success. His life takes a bizarre turn when a prostitute neighbour complains about the loss of her pimp. His partner, upon hearing the situation, suggests that they fill that opening themselves using the morgue at night as their brothel. Against his better judgement, he gets talked into the idea, only to find that it's more than his boss that has objections to this bit of entrepreneurship
Quotes:
Bill: I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!
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Bill: So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?
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Bill: Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!
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Bill: Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise!
[speaks into tape recorder]
Bill: Call Starkist!
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Chuck: This is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!
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Bill: We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly...
[writing on chalkboard]
Bill: PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's "shun" to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really.
And the best line from the MOVIE>>>>
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Leonard: Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor.
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Michael Keaton
Henry Winkler
A nebbish of a morgue attendant gets shunted back to the night shift where he is shackled with an obnoxious neophyte partner who dreams of the "one great idea" for success. His life takes a bizarre turn when a prostitute neighbour complains about the loss of her pimp. His partner, upon hearing the situation, suggests that they fill that opening themselves using the morgue at night as their brothel. Against his better judgement, he gets talked into the idea, only to find that it's more than his boss that has objections to this bit of entrepreneurship
Quotes:
Bill: I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!
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Bill: So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?
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Bill: Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!
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Bill: Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise!
[speaks into tape recorder]
Bill: Call Starkist!
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Chuck: This is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!
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Bill: We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly...
[writing on chalkboard]
Bill: PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's "shun" to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really.
And the best line from the MOVIE>>>>
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Leonard: Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor.
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lol...I hope that isn't going to be your sales pitch to potential investorstbill said:
I've read these related threads with amusement, but I have to agree with Willywants and reiterate that this game plan not only sounds illegal, it probably is. I'm sure there are lawyers here on TERB (like Perry Mason) who can offer some legal opinions.
The other issue here is that while your enthusiasm is impressive, I doubt you are doing yourself any favours by giving LE a play-by-play description of your idea and your how-to scenarios.
I would hate to see some well-intentioned (see: Horny), but otherwise uninformed TERBites caught up in a cheap(er) sex plan, only to find out that their legal bills outweigh the short term gains.
I won't be jumping in on the IPO, but to each their own...best of luck with your quest.
My substantial contributions and/or achievements will ultimately be decided by my kids, but thanks for your uninformed opinion.
As for your business venture, I was merely discussing what I see as the possible downsides. If you're not interested in my opinions, we're even...no offense either
As before, I wish you luck with the inititiative.
remy
As for your business venture, I was merely discussing what I see as the possible downsides. If you're not interested in my opinions, we're even...no offense either
As before, I wish you luck with the inititiative.
remy
tbill said:
Fantasy Motels
Tbills idea is not that far off the mark.
There are motels in the US and south America that cater mostly to couples or anyone wanting to have sex.
They have jacuzzi rooms as well as themed rooms for fantasy role play.
It was actually spoofed on the Simpsons.
Not a bad idea tbill but I think that you are an automatic target for flames due to some of your previous views and posts.
Just thought I would try to end the flame war in this thread
Kurt
Tbills idea is not that far off the mark.
There are motels in the US and south America that cater mostly to couples or anyone wanting to have sex.
They have jacuzzi rooms as well as themed rooms for fantasy role play.
It was actually spoofed on the Simpsons.
Not a bad idea tbill but I think that you are an automatic target for flames due to some of your previous views and posts.
Just thought I would try to end the flame war in this thread
Kurt
Tbills this is a very good idea but it is not a new concept.
There are hotel and motels in the Far EAST,US and south America that caters to this concept, for business purposes and randevous(sex), they call it short time in Thailand, Honkong, Philippines etc.This will work as long as you open it for a legit hotel/motel license, most places I'd been also cater to long stay to keep the police of their back.
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Hotsex2
There are hotel and motels in the Far EAST,US and south America that caters to this concept, for business purposes and randevous(sex), they call it short time in Thailand, Honkong, Philippines etc.This will work as long as you open it for a legit hotel/motel license, most places I'd been also cater to long stay to keep the police of their back.
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Hotsex2
How About An Incentive!
Like a reward program, you know, Aeroplan, Travel Miles etc!
Pay full tariff for your first 5 visits and get the 6th one at half price or even free!
Then again, "YMMV"!
Willy
Like a reward program, you know, Aeroplan, Travel Miles etc!
Pay full tariff for your first 5 visits and get the 6th one at half price or even free!
Then again, "YMMV"!
Willy
Nana Plaza
tbill,
As with most things, someone has already done it, just not in YYZ.
http://www.ajarn.com/On_the_town/nana_plaza.htm
Been there, done that. It's a great time.
OTB
tbill,
As with most things, someone has already done it, just not in YYZ.
http://www.ajarn.com/On_the_town/nana_plaza.htm
Been there, done that. It's a great time.
OTB
It's more like a shopping at a sex flea market. It's one bar after another all loaded with girls, like going from one booth to the next. All you have to do is find one that you like, negotiate her fee and the bar fine and off you go to wherever you like. Having a hotel in the same complex or right across the street is just convenient.tbill said:
Slumber party hotel
tbill, that sounds like an interesting idea but you should get (good) legal advice beforehand. I think it might be possible to operate within the law as long as the patrons are only paying for a room. Any "discussions" with the girls would have to be done in the privacy of the hotel room (i.e., not a public place). Having said that, the police may use the "if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck" argument, that is to say, if it provides the same effective services as a brothel then it is a brothel.
tbill, that sounds like an interesting idea but you should get (good) legal advice beforehand. I think it might be possible to operate within the law as long as the patrons are only paying for a room. Any "discussions" with the girls would have to be done in the privacy of the hotel room (i.e., not a public place). Having said that, the police may use the "if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck" argument, that is to say, if it provides the same effective services as a brothel then it is a brothel.
