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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
 
a 1 player said:
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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If you are older and wiser now, then go get some sleep before you look for a girl with big tits. Btw, why dont you change your bed?
Get yourself a sealy grand hotel mattress, and a nice pillow and you will sleep like a new born baby .. Thank me later ;)

ONLY THEN you can get your girl with big tits..
 
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I think in the long run a good personality and chemistry is better then worrying about if she has big tits because it won't last as you demonstrated. There has to be chemistry between you 2 and you have to have realistic expectations going into any relationship. Don't pretend to be something your not with her because eventually you will show her the true side of you. better to establish who you are at day one and not be a fraud.
 
a 1 player said:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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LMAO...

Good one A1. Make sure they're au natural.
 
a 1 player said:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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LOL. Up to the marriage point, that mirrors my life pretty well. My dating life is good enough that I'm shy about having monogamous relationships, but one of the biggest struggles I have is to not fall back on old patterns OR to overcompensate. (Though the inability to be monogamous is likely overcompensating for a couple of long term relationships.)

The post made me laugh.
 
I found a semi-rich chick and another financially smart chick to be my agent 'cuz as a team we will make ons of money. Alas, I have to wait 'til they talk to each other and come running to save my little innocent heart. LOL. Okay, where's the Turbojet to Macau while I wait.

Gyaos Baltar.
 
I want to love somebody
I hear you need somebody to love
Oh I want to love somebody
I hear you're looking
for someone to love
'Cause you need to be back
in the arms of a good friend
and I need to be back
in the arms of a girlfriend
I didn't know nobody
and then I saw you coming my way
Oh I didn't know nobody
and then I saw you coming my way
Don't you need to be back
in the arms of a good friend?
Oh 'cause honey believe me
I'd sure love to call you
my girlfriend
 
Cycleguy007 said:
ME TOO!!!!

(Note to self... try to find out her cycling route!)
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Ah yes ... not being a connoisseur of double-D's, I'd follow
a girl with well-honed bicycle-buns, just about anywhere ...

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a 1 player said:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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When I turned 35, I found a girl with double G's, firm and au natural. They were so huge they covered me wherever we go. One night as we slept, she turned and almost suffocated me. Now I am with her no more. I will and forever stick to SPs until my dick gets sore.
 
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