Lisbon in October.. any suggestions??

[NetSpy]

Dear All,

I am going to Lisbon in October 2014.. any suggestions for the city where I could find some good actions.. any do's and don'ts.. please let me know..

Thanks,
NS

 

[NetSpy]

Thanks 3wire.. I will provide reviews here once I am there.. as I will try to venture out.. Have 2 days to spend there..

 

[Chimpanzeethat]

Sorry, I wouldn't bother. For some reason, Portugal just doesn't have it going on. If it is going on it's either dangerous, or expensive, or both.

Wrong.

I just got back. Hadn't hobbied in a few years, but found myself there recently, alone and horny.

There is a massive scene in Portugal, but it is low key and not very sophisticated. I had three experiences in one week and checked out the street scene, just out of curiosity.

First of all, don't bother with the latter. The street scene around the poco de borrem, just next to the praca de republica is stocked with very rough, mostly desperate looking types. I hear the monsanto woods that are the other outdoor scene are even worse with lots of druggies etc.

I don't know why anyone would bother with either of those, unless they can only afford a 20e blowjob.

Portugal has incalls in every city and town of any respectable size and for the most part (when I used them years ago), they were cheap, clean and the talent varied from the awful to the very nice. 9's and 10's are rare to unheard of...in my experience.

So as I said, this time I went to three places, spa russo, erotic massage center and New Life Therapy center. All three experiences were good, with the caveat that I was not looking for fs. I'm in a relationship and didn't want to have fs, but did break down at the erotic center and got a really fantastic bbbj.

Spa Russo seemed fun because it promised russian and ukranian women....but the only one there was the receptionist, (natalie, petite and huge tits), but she wouldn't give a session. I wound up choosing vanessa, a mulato portuguese girl with a thick but beautiful body and heavenly face. She gave me a body slide in a hot tub, I came between her tits. No fs available here. They ""fancy"themselves professional masseuses. It's all bs, but it suited me. $100.00 E damage and the place is nicely appointed, clean etc. Spa Russo is across from the casino.

Next I went to erotic center. This place is just a straight up bordello. Girls introduce themselves with a kiss (there were nine there when I dropped by) and for $100.00 you get everything. I chose Elizabeth and she gave me an amazing nuru bodyslide and finished with a bbbj that had me singing. She's a beautiful cabo verde black girl with a panther like body. Address was 33 Marques Tomar

Last place was new life. Again, massage pretentions. I don't know very well where this place was, because a friend took me and I was drunk. I saw Ruta, or Rute, the most beautiful of the girls I saw. Very nice massage, and finished between her tits. E120.

Linkys

http://www.docemassagem.com/newlife/
http://eroticmassagecenter.com/
http://www.docemassagem.com/

p.s. If you don't speak portuguese, at least a few words...you will struggle. but that's half the fun, no?

 

[Patron]

I did some Lisbon posts in a thread requesting information regarding various European cities, but that post is outdated, and a poster in the Barcelona thread requested Portugal information. So here it goes.

There is one worthwhile outcall escort agency. Be very careful of other agencies. It is Escortprivada, or independents, or nothing.

https://escortprivada.com

Of the Lisbon line-up, the currently recommended ladies are

Carlota D’Almeida
Patricia Menezes
Carolina D’Almeida
Julia Nobrega
Sara Valentine
Alexandra Mendes
Bella Lorenzo
Elizabete Ferreira
Vera Santos
Madalena Fonseca
Valentina Bernardi
Lara Aragão (but has one report of leaving before the full hour was up)
Bianca Pereira
Solange Almeida
Barbara Mello
Rita Alves

Service offerings are listed in the profiles

https://escortprivada.com/escorts/lisbon/

For instance,

https://escortprivada.com/escort/carlota-dalmeida/

The price is 150 euros an hour. There are no upsells. If she does anal, she does anal. If she does CIM, she does CIM. That is the way it should be. I fucking hate negotiating upsells. It is an outcall agency. No taxi fee for the Lisbon metro area. If you stay out in Cascais, Sintra, Setúbal, etc., they will still come to you, but there is a very reasonable taxi fee.

The bookers communicate in English. Best approach is email.

The email address is

escortprivada.lisboa@gmail.com

Each lady has her own phone number and you can send a WhatsApp message. But that can be unpredictable. Some multilingual ladies maintain there own phone. Some have another girl maintain it, and that can be unpredictable. I prefer emails.

The ordering I used should not be treated as gospel, with the exception of Carlota D’Almeida. She has the most reviews of any of them, and all those reviews are excellent. She is currently out on leave, I think getting her breasts augmented, but she should be back soon. Carolina D’Almeida also gets excellent reviews and they are really sisters and they do an interactive threesome. I have seen Sara Valentine three times and they were all great, but other reviewers have not liked her as well as I do. Sara lists anal sex in her profile, but rarely offers it. Usually back-door finger play is as far as you get with Sara in that area - but she does everything else in her profile and she is very friendly and speaks perfect English. Alexandra also speaks fluent English and Alexandra loves anal, but Alexandra is a very laid-back, chill girl and some fund her too passive (although one Terb member saw her and really liked her, based on a PM he sent me). I like Alexandra but I like Sara better. I haven’t seen Patricia but she receives excellent reviews in terms of GFE.

The others on the list have all received a preponderance of excellent reviews in comparison to overall reviews. There are a ton of unreviewed ladies, so an omission from the list doesn’t mean she isn’t good.

But if you see one girl, make it Carlota D’Almeida. Incidentally, if you want to be sure of bbbj, pick a lady with CIM in her Escortprivada profile. They say oral without (OWO) for every provider, but that isn’t true. Fortunately, all the CIM providers seem to do bbbj (and usually do CIM).

There are plenty of highly recommended independents in Lisbon. They advertise on apartadox. Incall is generally 60-80 euros for a half hour and 100-120 euros for an hour. You have to contact them to get the price and to determine services. Yes, it is a pain in the ass, but most respond promptly. You should send your message in Portuguese after using Google Translate to go from English to Portuguese. But send the English version, too, because many of them speak and write in English. If they reply in Portuguese, just translate it back to English. Take a taxi to the incall. If you think San Francisco is hard to navigate on foot while looking for an address, Lisbon is three times more difficult. It is very hilly and the streets meander. Delightful to get lost in, unless you have an appointment to get laid.

Here are some recommended independents.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-PaulaBorges-3422.html

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-EvaSanchez-2320.html

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-Lila-3304.html

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-RitaFuzeiro-3746.html

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-MargaridaPinho-3949.html

All are BBBJ. Paula is CIM (and unfortunately a few pounds heavier in the bottom than her pics suggest), but many of these other ladies are bbbj only, or CIM depending on customer or mood that day. Lila does anal for appointments of one or more hours. Lila is from South Africa and speaks fluent English. Eva has the classic big firm Brazilian butt if that is your thing.

Margarida Pinho uses a popular spa for her incall, and all of the ladies at that massage spa get good reviews, so if she is unavailable she may be able to arrange for a customer to see another lady who works there.

Eva and Rita do outcall, but at a higher rate than their incalls of course.

This is a chunky girl who is fluent in English. I’m not into heavier girls, but if you are, she gets good reviews.

https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-lisbon/adelia-portuguese-university-student

The above posts are about Lisbon.

In Porto, there is one overwhelmingly popular escort. Maria Madalena

http://mariamadalenaescort.blogspot.com/

She is fluent in speaking and writing in English and gets all 10 out of 10s in her reviews. I am supposed to see her on my next trip and I can’t wait.

There are two other very popular Porto independents who get great reviews but they are on break and don’t have current ads. If they reappear, I will try to remember to edit this post (although it is already kind of long). One (Carina) is supposed to be back in April. She is a little bit older but does anal. The other is supposedly the hottest girl in the world, but she only seems to work occasionally.

Escortprivada is not as prevalent in Porto. This lady is reviewed as a hot blond who does bbbj but doesn’t kiss.

https://escortprivada.com/escort/nicole-aguiar/

Here is the Terb of Portugal.

http://gp-pt.net

You need to join to read the reviews but it is free. It will tell you how much the independents charge (which is useful to mention when messaging them to make sure you don’t pay a tourist tax, but none of the independents (or Escortprivada) does that - I wouldn’t recommend them if they do). It also tells you their service offerings. You need to open it using the Google Chrome browser to get an English translation.

By the way, use this forum to read the EscortPrivada reviews

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?761-Lisbon

There are some okay Escortprivada reviews on gp-pt.net, but there are some fake ones that are negative reviews. There were some real assholes who disliked that Escortprivada was 150 euros an hour (instead of the standard local one-hour incall rate of 100-120 euros) and didn’t like that EP doesn’t have incall, so they blasted EP with negative reviews. It is just something you have to live with, but ISG is a better resource for EP.

If you are into Milf’s read Kama’s posts with great interest. His recommendations are excellent, but I am not into Milfs.

 

[twoteeshots]

Lmao thank you for this update. Much appreciated!! :rockon:

 

[3wire]

NetSpy, I'm curious to know how it turned out. I haven't been to Portugal in a very long time. The descriptions above sound like I wasn't that far off the mark, at least to me. Perhaps I've been spoiled by the German experiences I had. Even the UK was better for quality vs. cost, I thought. But, that said, nothing beats Germany to my way of thinking, where there are FKK's. Portugal is still a very "Catholic" country. You might as well try to get laid in Ireland, where birth control is only barely legal and abortion still not. Whenever those sorts of barriers exist, you will find yourself hanging out with a decidedly unsavory crowd if you go mongering.

 

[Patron]

3Wire, I posted this on the merb forum in response to big, established incall places in Lisbon that might be comparable to what the guy asking the question was familiar with in Barcelona. I will copy it and expand on it.

“Not really. The true walk-in places with a published address have been in decline in Lisbon for a while. The scene is moving toward appointments with specific ladies.

Everyone presumes that New Center is still around, but they went completely off the grid after their competitor Michelle’s was closed for having illegal immigrants. This is the address of New Center if a person wants to go knock on the door. They have no website any longer and I never thought to write down the phone number. They always preferred walk-ins to appointment anyway, and never answered an email.

New Centre at Av. Marques de Tomar 33,5th Floor (there is a New Center sign above the door).

Most of the ladies who used to work at the place were a little bit older, and I suspect that trend has continued. The younger ones I saw at all three true brothels the times I went were Brazilians fresh off the plane, who spoke no English at all. I guess the inspectors found that out when they investigated Michelle’s. Or someone at a Michelle’s didn’t make their monthly payment to the inspectors.

All the recent buzz regarding a place that has multiple ladies at the location at one time has been about the Nuru Spa. Some ladies seem to truly work there, and many independents use the place for some, but not all, of their incalls.

Margarida Pinho, who I linked to above, uses the place, and Rita does occasionally, although Rita uses several places for incall.

https://www.nuruspalisboa.com/thenuruspa

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...inho-3949.html

Other “Nuru Spa” ladies with lots of good reviews on the local board are

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...eira-4121.html

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...eira-3997.html

This represents a fundamental dilemma. Isis has stood a couple tourists up on ISG by delaying an appointment with her, and Sofia says she will be going back to Brazil soon for a long trip. But by trying to book with the spa directly, a person runs the risk of being quoted higher prices than the ladies quote when scheduling directly with the customer via WhatsApp. However, contacting the Spa directly might avoid the scheduling problems that can occur when dealing with one lady who uses the place.

The Nuru Spa is like Vecinitasbcn and teensbcn in Barcelona to the extent that the customer gets the address after booking a session, although the Nuru Spa is known to be near the Areeiro metro/Train Station andvis often referred to as the Areeiro Spa. The Nuru Spa is a nice facility but has air mattresses / futon type things. One reviewer said that inhibited the positioning he needed for anal sex since he was too close to the floor. The website, likely mindful of the problems that Michelle’s encountered, implies that no sex is available, which contrasts with the very good reviews of the place, improper angles for anal sex notwithstanding.”

If what you mean by mongering is seeing a lot of hot ladies at one time, choosing her after some interaction, having sex with her, and staying at the place to do it again, then no, Portugal does not compare well to Germany.

I have mixed feelings about Germany. From a tourism standpoint, Germany bores the shit out of me. Portugal and Spain are much more touristy in my opinion, especially if you hop on the inexpensive train in Lisbon and check out Sintra, the Sintra coastline, Evora, Cascais, and Setúbal/Sessimbra.

Plus, it ain’t German ladies at the FKKs. It is Romanian and Hungarian chicks who travel to the places, walk around naked their entire shift, fuck 3 or 4 guy’s a day, and most live at the facility in rooms with bunk beds that fit 4-6 ladies in the room. Try that shit in Canada by importing poor Cuban and Venezuelan ladies to work at a giant facility where they work and live and see if the police in Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver adhere to their non-enforcement policy regarding c-36. I realize a lot of guys like Germany, but as the expression goes among meat-eaters, never watch the preparation of the sausage. I do, unfortunately, pay attention to the process, and I don’t like the way the Germans make their sausage. Just my opinion.

In fact, Portugal is a lot like Canada. While prostitution is legal (unlike Canada’s half-legal system), the elements of prostitution such as operating a brothel are illegal. It is acceptable for a lady working independently to hire services and for an independent to share resources with other ladies. Notice how each lady at EP has her own phone number - she is an independent hiring the agency to do booking for her. Most of the independents I linked to do outcalls, but they all either have an incall trick pad that is either their own or they share with a very small number of other ladies.

If incall places get too big or too obvious or too visible, they run the risk of getting shut down, like Michelle’s did. Notice how New Center marketed itself as a health spa and Nuru Massage is described as truly a massage place on its website.

Fortunately, the hotels are Girl-friendly, just like Canada. Most of the time, they come straight up to your room. If an elevator key card is required, there are no issues with meeting her in the lobby, and there is no registration required for guests or security guys at the elevator.

The many ladies I have seen have been uninhibited. Bbbj, often CIM, anal often available, fine with sex toys, etc. most spoke English (it is essentially the second language of Portugal) and none of those conversations involved the Pope.

 

[3wire]

Wow. Thanks for the thorough response. I agree with most of what you said about Germany. Have you tried the smaller FKK's like Berndt's though?

 

[Patron]

Wow. Thanks for the thorough response. I agree with most of what you said about Germany. Have you tried the smaller FKK's like Berndt's though?

No, I am kind of a wimp about driving in Europe, and it seems that most of the smaller German places are out of the way.

If a person is a train fan, and likes trips through the forests, it might be a fun Germany experience, though.