freakshow said:
hey guys
i plan on seeing an sp tonight are there any liquor store open late on a sunday......i am in richmond hill willing to drive but not too far for a bottle of wine
I thought your post was going to be about an agency called "The Liquor Store". Shows what's going through my mind.
But now that I think about it that's not a bad name. I can just hear the conversation now:
Husband: I'll be back in a little while. I'm just going down on...I mean to...the liquor store.
Wife: While you're there could you pick me up a case of honey brown.
Husband: Uh, sure. I'll see if they have any.
Two hours later...
Wife: Didn't you go to the liquor store?
Husband: Yeah.
Wife: Then where's my honey brown?
Husband: Uh, they didn't have any.
Wife: Are you sure? Did you ask them to look in back?
Husband: I poked around in back myself but nothing looked good.
Wife: Maybe I should go with you next time and check out what they have.
Husband passes out as all the blood in his body rushes to his extremities.
Sorry about that. It's rather late and I'm a bit punchy.
