Lines That Work

[The Baroness]

You ever hear a line that you know is a line but it still works???
Here's one

Add yours


God you look even more beautiful after I've made love to you


(yes he got MSOG)

 

[Jaman50]

Quote by ANON

"Do you know why my IQ doubles while making love to you? ...... Because I am plugged into a genius"

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

any line could work no matter how cheesy it is.

 

[Ophelia Black]

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say can be used against you..."

Then we go make out in his car.

 

[Meesh]

"Get in the truck!"

</redneck>

 

[shack]

As you're riding home together in a taxi after a romantic dinner,

"You're so beautiful, I can hardly keep my eyes on the meter.".

 

[pleasurehunter]

when you are at a bar with a bunch of your pal's who happen too all be married and you are the only single guy ask the ladies if they are looking for a husband then simply say, because they are all husband's.Funny how you become the most popular guy at the table.WITH THE GIRL'S THAT IS. Note to self wonder why the guy's don't call to go bar hoppin anymore.Just as well my bones have not mended from the last trip,couple more week's should be good to go.

 

[healer677]

" If you were a booger, I'd pick you first"

 

[Dr Watchsom]

this ones for you mir

how about hi my name is Domi and I may be ugley but I have a mean stick

 

[Astra]

"God you are dynamite can I detonate you!"

Dated the guy who said that to me for three years. Which just goes to show that cheesy works!

Ciao
Astra

 

[pleasurehunter]

Hi im Brad Pitt.This only work's if you are Brad Pitt.Although i heard it worked for Tom Cruise.Personally i don't think he look's like Brad, much shorter me think's.Thank goodness for beer.IT'S been helping ugly people have sex for 200 year's.

 

[cogterb]

Don't try a line on just any girl.
Wait until you find one who makes your heart race.

Then tell her she makes your heart race.

 

[Harley]

This face leaves in five minits .... be on it.

 

[shack]

Your teeth are like stars. They only come out at night.

 

[einar]

I'm sure your husband is a fine man, and your best friend, and God bless the two of you. But if there's anything missing from your marriage, I happen to be free for the next 2-3 hours.