I see that, through various news outlets, sometime actress and full-time train wreck Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to thirty days in the LA hoosegow today. Unfortunately, since the jails are overcrowded, she may only serve a few hours or at most, a few days before mandatory release.
The accompanying photos and videos on television and print depict a really worn out and drug-addled girl who looks at least fifteen years older than her purported twenty-five.
Since she has a record of unaccountable recidivism and continued drug addiction and flagrant poo-pooing of the general laws that most of us obey, I wonder if we can count out her lifespan on two hands and whether we should place a bet on her on some "dead pool" list.
The accompanying photos and videos on television and print depict a really worn out and drug-addled girl who looks at least fifteen years older than her purported twenty-five.
Since she has a record of unaccountable recidivism and continued drug addiction and flagrant poo-pooing of the general laws that most of us obey, I wonder if we can count out her lifespan on two hands and whether we should place a bet on her on some "dead pool" list.
