Lindsay Lohan - Escort?

[Questor]

The $100K might be worth it. Lindsay in all likelihood is going to wind up being a member of the 27 Club so she doesn't have much time left.

If you could bang her before she croaks you could have bragging rights for the rest of your life. Kinda like if you'd been able to tap Amy Winehouse. Just make sure you wear a condom.

She turns 27 on July 2, 2013. But I don't know. She's in much better shape than Amy Winehouse was leading up to her death.

 

[mickmasterson]

No question Lindsay Lohan is a douche bag. Yes, its fun to make fun of her because she is such a douche bag. But I think its quite silly to suggest that she is an escort.

Nobody will hire her as an actor, and she owes the IRS a lot of money in back taxes. Under the circumstances, getting someone to pay her for a personal appearance at a private party is about the smartest thing she can do.

Who here wouldn't go to a party in London for $100,000?

Besides, she went with her mother.

Trailer park trash? Yes. Escort? Not yet.

I guess Mariah Carey, Marisa Tomei and Dionne Warwich are also escorts.

I imagine Questor is correct - Lohan was probably just making a paid appearance, like many celebrities do from time to time.

Those of us who fancy Lohan are just wishfully thinking.

 

[LKD]

or you could just marry a Shiekh like Janet Jackson just did... I'm like ewww.. why would any respectable Shiekh want to do that? Janet's old, not attractive and probably has a loose kitty xD

 

[Questor]

Those of us who fancy Lohan are just wishfully thinking.

I didn't realize there are still people out there who "fancy" Lohan. Even if you look beyond what a complete and utter spoiled bitch and idiot she is, she has really gone down hill on a physical level. There are hundreds of other ladies on the pages of the tabloids that are better looking and more worthy of our attention. Me, I get a limp dick whenever I think of how messed up she is. To each his own.

 

[Rockslinger]

she has really gone down hill on a physical level. There are hundreds of other ladies on the pages of the tabloids that are better looking and more worthy of our attention.

I saw her 2005 movie "Mean Girls" on TV last night and she looked really cute back then compared to now.

 

[richaceg]

She is cute in that movie. But not as cute as Rachel McAdams. The Xmas performance was hot. If i have 100k just laying around, would probably seek fscimsw

 

[Onelongfinger]

The benefit of the niqab. The prince has no idea of what she looks like nowadays.

 

[WestCoaster]

The gossip sites are saying her financial situation is so dire she will take appearance fees for parties, bar mitzvahs, just about anything. Is there actually sex involved? highly doubtful. At least not that anyone anywhere is going to admit to. She's a drunk and a junkie and a terrible actress and her whole family is a disaster. I would personally love a Lohan-free, Kardassian-Free, Hilton-free world. Any of these idiots who are famous for being famous, let's round them all up and donate their organs to more deserving folks.

 

[danmand]

The gossip sites are saying her financial situation is so dire she will take appearance fees for parties, bar mitzvahs, just about anything. Is there actually sex involved? highly doubtful. At least not that anyone anywhere is going to admit to. She's a drunk and a junkie and a terrible actress and her whole family is a disaster. I would personally love a Lohan-free, Kardassian-Free, Hilton-free world. Any of these idiots who are famous for being famous, let's round them all up and donate their organs to more deserving folks.

She was actually a decent actress at one time.

 

[escapefromstress]

I can't believe they picked her to play an icon like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Liz & Dick'.

http://www.thestar.com/entertainmen...me-biopic-liz-dick-understand-but-not-condone

 

[BSLover]

I didn't realize there are still people out there who "fancy" Lohan. Even if you look beyond what a complete and utter spoiled bitch and idiot she is, she has really gone down hill on a physical level. There are hundreds of other ladies on the pages of the tabloids that are better looking and more worthy of our attention. Me, I get a limp dick whenever I think of how messed up she is. To each his own.

Couldn't have said it better myself. Classless stinking whore. No thanks.

 

[D-Fens]

Sure, you can brag you poked someone who kind of looks like the real Lindsay. US$100,000 to a Sultan is like $10 to you.

The Sp who looks like Lindsay is probably less of an STD risk then the real Lindsay Lohan.

 

[WinterHawk]

Lindsay Lohan's dad says she is 'making money as an escort'

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ad-says-she-is-making-money-as-an-escort.html

LINDSAY Lohan is allegedly making money by going on dates with rich men as
a professional escort girl.

Lindsay's father Michael has made the shocking revelation in US gossip
magazine Star - and says her mum Dina is "pimping her out."

In the current issue of the glossy publication he says: “She is getting
paid to date rich men, Dina is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”

Another source added: “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for
everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewellery and
other gifts.”

However it seems whilst Lindsay is reportedly stepping out with the wealthy males, that's as far as it goes.

 

[Rockslinger]

Lindsay Lohan's dad says she is 'making money as an escort'

She owes her lawyer over $300,000 and this is one way to generate revenue.

 

[blaze69]

She owes her lawyer over $300,000 and this is one way to generate revenue.

She'll be the first escort that can actually make money without any sex being involved.

 

[lovelatinas]

Where do I sign up? Agency? Pimp? Is there a number? Website?